Anyone got a shaving razor I can borrow?
Notice the merchant robe clipping through the beard

Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

Well first you need to implement eagles to eat his lever every day
sabinati wrote:Well first you need to implement eagles to eat his lever every day

Or introduce 'stocks' ... You could place Jordan in the stocks in the middle of Brodgar, I'm sure the villagers would appreciate it .jorb wrote:lol. I should effing do this. Just make it possible to chain hearthlings to boulders and chain coles up.