New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense

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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense

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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense

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Today the ainran rage alts visited again. This is the result
The crow is a spy that joined this village 3 weeks ago, but got kicked out after we figured he was a spy, from how he always logs in right before ainran attacks.
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They seem to have met their match.
Here is some more fun tidbits of a conversation one of brodgar had with them.
[8:24:22 PM] Cereal: 2015-11-13 17:37:02] ???: hello
[2015-11-13 17:37:43] ???: I guess you're not there, i was wondering
[2015-11-13 17:37:44] ???: oh hi
[2015-11-13 17:37:48] ProbablyASlave: oh, hey
[2015-11-13 17:37:51] ProbablyASlave: what's up?
[2015-11-13 17:38:03] ???: Do you know what i have to do to join the village? and if there are any requirements?
[2015-11-13 17:38:23] ProbablyASlave: no requirements, we welcome everyone
[2015-11-13 17:38:29] ???: I see...
[2015-11-13 17:38:42] ProbablyASlave: but you'd need to speak with robben to get assigned a plot
[2015-11-13 17:38:47] ???: Just wondering because i got kicked a while ago for inactivity... meaning i hadn't played for 2 days
[2015-11-13 17:39:11] ???: Now i've just been getting attacked constantly around here... kinda sucks
[2015-11-13 17:39:16] ProbablyASlave: that doesn't sound right, my neighbor has been inactive for over a month and hasnt been kicked
[2015-11-13 17:39:23] ProbablyASlave: who are you?
[2015-11-13 17:39:38] ProbablyASlave: oh, the spy, that's why
[2015-11-13 17:39:39] ProbablyASlave: hi ainran
[2015-11-13 17:39:41] The Crow: I used to have a backpack and pants..
[2015-11-13 17:39:52] The Crow: but people keep stealin my things..
[2015-11-13 17:40:25] The Crow: Where are you going?
[2015-11-13 17:40:46] ProbablyASlave: do you know jenny?
[2015-11-13 17:40:49] ProbablyASlave: i'm looking for her
[2015-11-13 17:40:50] The Crow: No?
[2015-11-13 17:40:53] ProbablyASlave: she's my girlfriend
[2015-11-13 17:40:58] The Crow: I see?...
[2015-11-13 17:41:00] ProbablyASlave: don't lie, everyone from ainran and ryleh know jenny
[2015-11-13 17:41:13] The Crow: ainran and ryleh?
[2015-11-13 17:41:38] ProbablyASlave: lol
[2015-11-13 17:42:09] The Crow: why do you keep running away... i thought we were talking..
[2015-11-13 17:42:19] ProbablyASlave: looking for your gank squad
[2015-11-13 17:42:24] The Crow: ...[/spoiler]
[2015-11-13 17:42:42] ProbablyASlave: actually i lied, this is my main, plznokill
[2015-11-13 17:42:53] The Crow: You seriously think i'm a spy, don't you...
[2015-11-13 17:43:05] ProbablyASlave: no man, i believe you, you're legit
[2015-11-13 17:43:09] The Crow: you're a sad strange little man..
[8:25:21 PM] Cereal: the crow murdered my scout spy 30 minutes ago
[8:25:43 PM] Cereal: and now he's dead (cool)
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Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense

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RIP 1 UA rage alts. Would of lived forever but our boats driver crashed.
Cajoes wrote:I was the murder victim your guy aggro'd. And slew. Entirely unprovoked. Rather handily at that. Which prompted the retaliatory party. That you also handily slew.
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Um actually I am not part of Narnia, I was actually supposed to meet up with someone to oath our mains over.. as was stated. However it does appear that you do not understand english very well. I think we will find somewhere else to live but thanks for the Invite Robben. You killed my Harry wizard and you have old balls.. just saying. :lol:
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Powowclouds wrote:Um actually I am not part of Narnia, I was actually supposed to meet up with someone to oath our mains over.. as was stated. However it does appear that you do not understand english very well. I think we will find somewhere else to live but thanks for the Invite Robben. You killed my Harry wizard and you have old balls.. just saying. :lol:
When robben logs on, we will see if your story is true or bullshit.
You do realize you log on right as ainran attacks and you were naked, making us think you are an alt scouting them.
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Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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These newbies keep getting better. I found one with glimmermoss and wax on him!

Boy I sure feel bad about killing him. I thought he was an alt.

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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense

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Powowclouds wrote:Um actually I am not part of Narnia, I was actually supposed to meet up with someone to oath our mains over.. as was stated. However it does appear that you do not understand english very well. I think we will find somewhere else to live but thanks for the Invite Robben. You killed my Harry wizard and you have old balls.. just saying. :lol:
If that is indeed the truth, our apologies (and at least this was just an alt, if that is the case). You showed up literally a minute after we finished dealing with ainran's rage alts. We were also confused as to why someone would bring an alt to "meet up with someone to oath our mains over"?
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bmjclark wrote:RIP 1 UA rage alts. Would of lived forever but our boats driver crashed.
I'm sorry you guys are too afraid to come out to play with your mains anymore. I guess it's no fun if the noobs fight back, huh?
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”

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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense

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Onep wrote:
bmjclark wrote:RIP 1 UA rage alts. Would of lived forever but our boats driver crashed.
I'm sorry you guys are too afraid to come out to play with your mains anymore. I guess it's no fun if the noobs fight back, huh?
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense

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I was just trying to break your wall. I don't need a main to do that.
Cajoes wrote:I was the murder victim your guy aggro'd. And slew. Entirely unprovoked. Rather handily at that. Which prompted the retaliatory party. That you also handily slew.
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