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Gaskin
- Posts: 109
- Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:24 am
Rent a worker!
A noob without game experience looking for work! I can do anything for food and showing how to do some things!
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Papa_bear
- Posts: 4
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:05 pm
Re: Rent a worker!
I want you to work for me as a strip dancer! 2 bread per day!
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Cookie
- Posts: 293
- Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:15 am
Re: Rent a worker!
Three bread a day and all the apples you can eat?
Damn I'm too late...
Damn I'm too late...
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calodine
- Posts: 91
- Joined: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:28 pm
Re: Rent a worker!
I need to run a test. Remove your shoes and walk in a straight line for ten-fifteen minutes. In exchange, I'll give you unlimited bread. All you can eat.
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Wolfang
- Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:26 pm
Re: Rent a worker!
I want you to be my slave for eternity.
You will get a little food whilst you fulfil this job.
One you are not a slave anymore i will pay you.
You will have to name yourself 'Watonga' or something that is a slave name.
Or just 'Slave Girl' or 'Serf'
If you do not obbey me you must stand in a pool full of leaches for 20 minutes.
You will receive a little cot at the back of my house.
If bears come you must throw yourself inf ront fo them to protect me, i dont like to have my clothes ripped.
You must be a female slave, sometimes you will have to warm me up whilst i sleep, or i will lend you to a friend.
If you do not obbey me i cut your fingers off and feed them to the chickens.
You will get a little food whilst you fulfil this job.
One you are not a slave anymore i will pay you.
You will have to name yourself 'Watonga' or something that is a slave name.
Or just 'Slave Girl' or 'Serf'
If you do not obbey me you must stand in a pool full of leaches for 20 minutes.
You will receive a little cot at the back of my house.
If bears come you must throw yourself inf ront fo them to protect me, i dont like to have my clothes ripped.
You must be a female slave, sometimes you will have to warm me up whilst i sleep, or i will lend you to a friend.
If you do not obbey me i cut your fingers off and feed them to the chickens.
sabinati wrote:But Wolfang, it's the mods who are trolls, remember. please have some mercy on this innocent victim of merciless trolling by the moderation team before you make any more ad hominem remarks about him.
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Gaskin
- Posts: 109
- Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:24 am
Re: Rent a worker!
Can i sleep with chickens ? It will be warmer then!
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Wolfang
- Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:26 pm
Re: Rent a worker!
No.
sabinati wrote:But Wolfang, it's the mods who are trolls, remember. please have some mercy on this innocent victim of merciless trolling by the moderation team before you make any more ad hominem remarks about him.
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ryuzaki123
- Posts: 57
- Joined: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:14 pm
