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iamclothier wrote:Good Luck on your journey!
thank you :)
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Anyone seen the movie "The Homesman"? 3 crazy women in a wagon.

One running around in a bathrobe, with no shoes and no shirt.
One claiming to be a vegetarian while standing in a pile of chicken entrails up to her knees.
Hopefully the one who wasn't around was more sane :lol:

It was certainly an unexpected surprise to encounter you on the hearthlands, enjoy the rest of your journey.
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Ethan wrote:Anyone seen the movie "The Homesman"? 3 crazy women in a wagon.

One running around in a bathrobe, with no shoes and no shirt.
One claiming to be a vegetarian while standing in a pile of chicken entrails up to her knees.
Hopefully the one who wasn't around was more sane :lol:

It was certainly an unexpected surprise to encounter you on the hearthlands, enjoy the rest of your journey.
:lol: - Thanks! It was lovely to run into you. :D

I've seen her eating frogs legs too ...... :o
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Ethan wrote:Anyone seen the movie "The Homesman"? 3 crazy women in a wagon.

One running around in a bathrobe, with no shoes and no shirt.
One claiming to be a vegetarian while standing in a pile of chicken entrails up to her knees.
Hopefully the one who wasn't around was more sane :lol:

It was certainly an unexpected surprise to encounter you on the hearthlands, enjoy the rest of your journey.
I was mostly making excuses for my poor ability to fight animals...the sausages were very delicious :lol:

you are very accurate about Amanda however :P
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It was a rough night camping, as Emerald was left alone in the wilderness with only the cows for company.
She decided to wander out on her own, as she foraged she felt the sense of freedom, riding on horseback across the hearthlands picking up it's many treasures (ummm nuts, fruits, and animals which don't kill you- we are on pretty shitty terrain).

She started to feel more adventurous, wanting to explore new areas as she went past one cave entrance after another, she wanted to explore what lay inside. Setting her fears aside, she jumped off the horse and entered the dark mysterious cave. She wandered, exploring the dents in the walls, of all different shades, pathways leading in all directions, as she chose the straight path which looked to be clear. The path was wide, and to one side stood a harmless bat, asleep, unassuming, on its own, and so she decided to run across as quickly as she could to avoid any confrontation.

The bat had others ideas, and as soon as she ran past, she was aggroed and ravaged by this small flying beast. She tried to run, but to no avail, and instead she decided maybe it was time to fight back this little thing. How hard could it be, right?

Randomly clicking the screen, having no idea what the hell she was doing. The bat sensed her noobness and not long after, Emerald was unconscious on the ground, stripped from her leather boots, vest, nettles, and pants on the hard, cruel ground of the cave.

(sadly I lost the screen to this ;()

As she rose from consciousness, the bat right above her head, she quickly clicked for her safe hearthfire. Thankfully, realising that the chances of attack and getting hurt were a likely thing during their trip, Emerald packed a crate full of bandages, but between her and Amanda's lack of fighting skills, that is soon likely to be finished!

Injuries dressed, she heads out in search for blocks and nettles to make some new clothing, and as her kind friend Troll told her, 'scrub git gud', in his best proper English that an American can really muster.

She headed off, and really found very little, except a new temporary friend, called 'squiggles' who will remain as a friend until 'real' friends arrive back in the game tomorrow!

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She found herself on a snow capped mountain, beautiful to see, with endless supplies of little frogs crowns, and cave entrances...
should her injured self enter and face the dangers which lurk in the dark?

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(no:P)
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You best get a BOW ya nerdos
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Alright Im logging in I have some justice to deal. :)
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Archiplex wrote:You best get a BOW ya nerdos
lol
I doubt any bow I will make out in the wilderness will really make a difference killing anything..or would it?
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LadyV wrote:Alright Im logging in I have some justice to deal. :)
<3 im just heading to bed now V, but we have a lot of food and I'm drying some hides so I can get some bunny slippers before we head off. clogs are so not practical in this weather:P

Enjoy bat hunting, and go see the mountain just north of us, it's pretty cool:)
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Eemerald wrote:
Archiplex wrote:You best get a BOW ya nerdos
lol
I doubt any bow I will make out in the wilderness will really make a difference killing anything..or would it?
10q bow with 10q arrows is 180 damage, a little better than that and you can 1 shot deers, badgers, foxes, lynx, mouflons

Boars will run away on one hit though
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