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[Teleskop]

Can we just rename the moot section to dddsss0202 threads

No we should just rename the moot section to "autism........and the people who accuse people of autism"

which one is you

[The_Lich_King]

Can we just rename the moot section to dddsss0202 threads

No we should just rename the moot section to "autism........and the people who accuse people of autism"

which one is you

Both

[ChildhoodObesity]

we should rename it to wizards den because we r clearly the most relevant and well liked group!

[burgingham]

Can we just rename the moot section to dddsss0202 threads

No we should just rename the moot section to "autism........and the people who accuse people of autism"

We have asked Jorb to creat a shitposting subforum because the Moot has become a pile of trash lately. No answer though.

[synaris]

Can we just rename the moot section to dddsss0202 threads

No we should just rename the moot section to "autism........and the people who accuse people of autism"

We have asked Jorb to creat a shitposting subforum because the Moot has become a pile of trash lately. No answer though.

i dont think jorb will do it because he knows full well that if he does then the moot will become completly abandoned. so i figure that HE figures that the moot can substitute for a shitposting forum for the time being.

[Onep]

Can we just rename the moot section to dddsss0202 threads

No we should just rename the moot section to "autism........and the people who accuse people of autism"

We have asked Jorb to creat a shitposting subforum because the Moot has become a pile of trash lately. No answer though.

I agree. We should just delete all the posts. People shouldn't be allowed to talk about the game or have fun in the community. It really gets my panties in a ruffle when people enjoy themselves.

[pedorlee]

I agree. We should just delete all the posts. People shouldn't be allowed to talk about the game or have fun in the community. It really gets my panties in a ruffle when people enjoy themselves.

I agree that there must be wide scope for creativity and for people to enter the forum and enjoy. But there are like 3 threads a day about the wizards, then those threads in arab with random translated walltext.
How many frost vs ozzy posts do we need? Isnt enough with one?

What i dont really get is why their last thread was merged in the stranger danger one.

[dageir]

Both

[DDDsDD999]

The Daily Prophet, edition 214220

Willy Potter becoming the first wizard to be sentenced to a life-time term in Durmstrang prison?




Further developments in the Durmstrang story have come about with regards to the actions of the wizard, Willy Potter. It has been made apparent Willy Potter has destroyed an entire muggle colony. Normally such actions would be considered perfectly acceptable, and commendable. However, Willy Potter didn’t use any magical spells in order to destroy this muggle colony! It is believed that the Grand Wizarding Council has become worried about Willy Potter’s abilities. To destroy an entire muggle colony without the use of spells worries the council that Willy Potter has become too strong. Magic statisticians believe that if Willy Potter used his full magical abilities he could eliminate the entirety of the magical world and all its occupants.


Durmstrang has become uninhabitable

In order to inhibit the grand wizard Willy Potter, the Grand Wizarding Council has attempted to send him to the high security wizard prison, Azkaban. Willy Potter has been holed up within the halls of Durmstrang, the best magical school for young wizards and witches. The Grand Wizarding Council has sent hordes of magical spirit mammoths, packs of enraged dragons, numerous dementors, and magical boats that drown the rider from inside.


Live picture of the resulting wizard battle

The field of Durmstrang was littered with the bodies of these magical beings. Craters sewn the battlefield like the holes in Willy Potter’s invisibility cloak after the battle. The land emitted magical radiation much like the grand wizard battle in Chernobyl of 1986. Willy Potter is still within the walls of Durmstrang. We have sent our master wizard reporter, David Weasley to interview Willy Potter. The interview proceeded as follows:

D: Hi
W: Hey
D: Hello
W: Hi
D: So Willy, it seems the Grand Wizarding Council believes your power has surpassed the entirety of the Grand Wizarding Council combined, how would you respond to this?
W: Let me put it like this. If the council and I got in a fight, it would be two hits. Me waving my wand, and them hitting the ground.
D: Willy, I’m currently wearing a magical suit that protects from magical radiation, but you stand here in your wizard’s clothes. Aren’t you worried about the magical radiation that will make this land uninhabitable for 20,000 years?
W: I don’t think you understand how powerful my figure is. Do you know how many Chocolate Frogs went into this physique? All that magical radiation has made me a mad genius.
D: T-thanks Willy.
W: No problem friend, haha.


Pictures of the Chernobyl wizards fight of 1986

The Grand Wizarding Council has used the magical radiation from the battle-field to create a fortress that prevents anyone, wizard or muggle-filth, to enter or exit Durmstrang. If Willy Potter can escape from Durmstrang remains to be seen.


A survivor of the Chernobyl wizards fight of 1986 who suffered a Knee Reversal curse

It is theorized by a small number of wizards that Willy Potter is using the the walls of Durmstrang to protect himself so he can cast spells from a distance. We are left with the question, is the Durmstrang prison to protect us from Willy, or to protect Willy from us?

[dzielny_wojownik]

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god........
does anyone even read these except for the wizards of autism?