There was a wise soviet conscript that was surrounded by the enemy on the battle of Stalingrad. A mortar shot teared his pants apart causing a big hole in his pants right on his right butt cheek. He felt a glorious cold ass breeze of wind on his butt cheek, like it would be sent by stalin himself, he said - hide your butts
Can confirm for good trader. I met stya on my first visit to ST and he was very kind and friendly. Restocked coins for barterstand, that ran out of currency, so I was able to sell all my silver to him.
English is neither my native lang, nor my best side...