Drug Testing for THC

[MrPunchers]

My parents are testing me for thc, or weed. What is the reccomended time to pass a test? They just have an at home piss test. Over 3 days, I smoked about 1.5 grams, mid-grade. It's been about 4 days since then, I am very active and drinks shit-tons of water. Well, idk why I'm asking you guys for help cause I probably gonna get trolled but whatever. pls

[Ysh]

My parents are testing me for thc, or weed. What is the reccomended time to pass a test? They just have an at home piss test. Over 3 days, I smoked about 1.5 grams, mid-grade. It's been about 4 days since then, I am very active and drinks shit-tons of water. Well, idk why I'm asking you guys for help cause I probably gonna get trolled but whatever. pls

I hear you can buy clean urine and insert this into your own bladder using some things like catheter to cheat this test.

[MrPunchers]

My parents are testing me for thc, or weed. What is the reccomended time to pass a test? They just have an at home piss test. Over 3 days, I smoked about 1.5 grams, mid-grade. It's been about 4 days since then, I am very active and drinks shit-tons of water. Well, idk why I'm asking you guys for help cause I probably gonna get trolled but whatever. pls

I hear you can buy clean urine and insert this into your own bladder using some things like catheter to cheat this test.

Seems complicated, but lol I'll try it.

[Jalpha]

Weed is notorious for showing up long after it shouldn't. The only way to be sure of a negative result is to use the urine of someone who hasn't had any for almost two months.

In your case it's possible it may have left your system within 1-3 weeks but it's likely to show up intermittently all the way up to the 30+ day period after your last smoke.

[dageir]

Be aware that you might introduce nasty bacterias into your bladder and cause an urinary infection.
You better ask a certified nurse for help.

[Ysh]

I think best advice is to not smoke this grass for beginning with.

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

ur fukt but I'll sell you my pee for $50

[TeckXKnight]

Smoke shops and similar stores usually have products that will help you get a negative on these tests. If you have any of those around it'd be a good idea to check them. While I don't condone the use of drugs in anyway, I also think it's super shitty to get slammed hard for smoking a fucking gram.

Try to find a same day cleanser. After running one through your system you've got about 3-6 hours where you'll show up as clean on THC drug tests. These are all legal to buy and available at a variety of stores but I'm not sure what shops you have in your area.

[Granger]

These tests are reacting to metabolites and detect consumption for up to 3 months.
They are sensitive enough to detect the presence of a cube of sugar in a lake, so they'll also detect you bring on a party walking though a puff of smoke while breathing (not that long though).

So yea, you're fucked.

Only option left is to involve the science that weed is less bad then other stuff, but given that your parents want to test you my guess is that you're young enough that this doesn't apply to you yet.

[Peonaz3]

THC stays in your body fat, thats why it takes so long. You better hit the gym and sweat that shit off, maybe you will be lucky remove traces in a month