No guns made from buttholes? :< awwww
Ok, maybe it's really something new and worth checking =)
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Zeler
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Re: Out of Reach
So Telescope invited me to his clan, and while walking to his castle I found some active dude in a tower!!!
We went under his doors to talk to him and he started throwing stones at us form a window! We decided to built a trebutchet, and when the first wall felt down, I instantly jumped in! A fight broke out between me and defender. He had cool rare pirate shirt and set of deadly weapons, while I just joined the game and had only rusty bronze sword that Telescope gave me. Then I slashed his throat and we took his bronze bars and other stuff!
im a pvp god
We went under his doors to talk to him and he started throwing stones at us form a window! We decided to built a trebutchet, and when the first wall felt down, I instantly jumped in! A fight broke out between me and defender. He had cool rare pirate shirt and set of deadly weapons, while I just joined the game and had only rusty bronze sword that Telescope gave me. Then I slashed his throat and we took his bronze bars and other stuff!
im a pvp god
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linkfanpc
- Posts: 2415
- Joined: Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:07 pm
Re: Out of Reach
ur to cool zelerZeler wrote:So Telescope invited me to his clan, and while walking to his castle I found some active dude in a tower!!!
We went under his doors to talk to him and he started throwing stones at us form a window! We decided to built a trebutchet, and when the first wall felt down, I instantly jumped in! A fight broke out between me and defender. He had cool rare pirate shirt and set of deadly weapons, while I just joined the game and had only rusty bronze sword that Telescope gave me. Then I slashed his throat and we took his bronze bars and other stuff!
im a pvp god
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Archipenos wrote:Irl if someone kills me, if I want to burn their house down, nothing but fear of the law or reprisal or my own moral compass stops me.
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dzielny_wojownik
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- Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:38 am
- Location: Trapped in the autism cage with William
Re: Out of Reach
can i join your clan teleskopek 
i will bring your clan to the heights
i will bring your clan to the heights
There was a wise soviet conscript that was surrounded by the enemy on the battle of Stalingrad. A mortar shot teared his pants apart causing a big hole in his pants right on his right butt cheek. He felt a glorious cold ass breeze of wind on his butt cheek, like it would be sent by stalin himself, he said - hide your butts
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Bowshot125
- Posts: 1045
- Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:31 pm
- Location: In tanning fluid limbo
Re: Out of Reach
So just like Arc right?Teleskop wrote:ark and rust and other craps are about running around and chooping trees and blowing up bases in seconds,here you have islands with unique resources,pirate treasures,boats that arent just PRESS E to enter but you can jump on them,walk on them,you have to spin the reel to propel them or upgrade them to steamboats,if you want to change direction you have to switch levers,to load a ballista you have to prepare the trigger,then pull the string and then put a bolt in there,raiding bases is cool coz its medieval siege with trebuchets and ballistas,building is much cooler and buildings are cool looking and the game is much more entertaining than rust where you just run around and shoot with a gun made from butthole
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Teleskop
- Posts: 2910
- Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:55 am
- Location: Little Teleskop
Re: Out of Reach
no its much better than ark,no gay dinosaurs and rocket launchers and we dont have a clan!!! we have afrika tribe!!! whole island is ours !!!!
Teleskop
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Teleskop
- Posts: 2910
- Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:55 am
- Location: Little Teleskop
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Teleskop
- Posts: 2910
- Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:55 am
- Location: Little Teleskop
Re: Out of Reach
we were exploring for iron and there was a guy with lantern and he started to run from us but he got trapped in a fish trap and we pelted him with arrows and he ran out and i finished him with a trident hit to the back!!!
Teleskop
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Hasta
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:27 pm
Re: Out of Reach
I wonder if there's a game where you guys aren't making a point out of being grade-a a-holes to everyone you meet. 