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Alkaline
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dageir wrote:Image
you mom no loving you

Perhaps yes somehow will not bring any good
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Third wave feminism is to first wave feminism what Austin Powers is to James Bond.

Is that a joke or just cold, hard fact?
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my profile is a joke
There was a wise soviet conscript that was surrounded by the enemy on the battle of Stalingrad. A mortar shot teared his pants apart causing a big hole in his pants right on his right butt cheek. He felt a glorious cold ass breeze of wind on his butt cheek, like it would be sent by stalin himself, he said - hide your butts
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GenghisKhan44 wrote:Third wave feminism is to first wave feminism what Austin Powers is to James Bond.

Is that a joke or just cold, hard fact?
That's so vague, I can barely give you a yes.
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A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit replies "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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dageir wrote:Image
do you like to look at your fecalia after you poop
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Yes:
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Haven and Hearth is a pretty good joke.
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