Your first time getting drunk

ChildhoodObesity · Post by **ChildhoodObesity** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 10:23 am

yesterday i was getting bullied cuz i didnt wanna drink and i gave in 2 it and i got so wasted cuz idk i thought i could drink a lot anyways i ended up wandering into some guys house and i apparently knocked over some antique lamp he had and it broke and then he called the police and i got charged with break and enter and mischief... my appearance is on sept 4th idk i hope nothing bad happens i talked to a lawyer today and he said i might get 6months in prison which would completely ruin all my life plans.. im so mad about this anyways i wudnt drink guys bad things can happen...

Potjeh · Post by **Potjeh** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 10:52 am

When I was 5 my older brother convinced me that this sweet liquer was actually juice. I drank like 3 shots worth.

Mateusz_Zboj · Post by **Mateusz_Zboj** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:58 pm

Was like 19 or so.
Drink wine with my friend.
It was like 15% alcohol.
Before breakfast.
Drunk it really fast.
Took pretty large 3 gulps.
I think I went for a jog right after eating only small breakfast later on.

Biggest fucking torture night drunkenness ever, I thought I'd puke my guts out. 0/10 would not drink wine again, beer master race. And walnut nalevka babushki. ( ͡º ͜ʖ͡º)

I think it was like my 3th or 4th time drinking alcohol ever, I got some experience since that time.

CSPAN · Post by **CSPAN** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:55 pm

when I was like 1, there was this eggnog that had been liquor'd up n I thought it was milk n i was like go0-goo gaa n straight got slizzrd like a g6 m8

ssaaaax · Post by **ssaaaax** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 6:28 pm

Back in the days when I lived in the womb my mom used 2 drink a lot and I used some of it too.

I fucking love weed.

Teleskop · Post by **Teleskop** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 7:33 pm

ssaaaax wrote:Back in the days when I lived in the womb my mom used 2 drink a lot and I used some of it too.

I fucking love weed.

gtfo michael u are unfunny fat scrub and no one wants u here

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ssaaaax · Post by **ssaaaax** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 8:49 pm

LOL???? I'm not fat...

avros008 · Post by **avros008** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 9:16 pm

I dont remember but i have one photo

İ cant show you guys but i can explain. I was like half naked eating some grapes from chicks like roman noble

Like this ahahahah

Yoru · Post by **Yoru** » Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:40 pm

I had mine when I was like 13.
But it had a cola mix on it because I'm a scien-tits.

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