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pedorlee
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
To dageir with love:
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dageir
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Enjoyment
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
Two geologists working on the far arctic north. Suddenly, the angry white bear approach. First guy starts to run while second one gets his sneakers from backpack and start changing his boots. The first one says: "Are you dumb? The white bear can run with 50 mph speed - do you think you can run faster?". And second one answers: "I don't want to be faster than bear. I want to be faster than you!"...
English is neither my native lang, nor my best side...
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sMartins
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
Make friends with the other crabs or try to escape the bucket.
I'd hardly call anything the Bible of our times. » special thanks to MagicManICT
I only logged in to say this sentence. by neeco » 30 Oct 2018, 02:57
Default Client, Best Client!
I'd hardly call anything the Bible of our times. » special thanks to MagicManICT
I only logged in to say this sentence. by neeco » 30 Oct 2018, 02:57
Default Client, Best Client!
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GenghisKhan44
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
It's been forever and a day since I saw a Dell Yearling or one of those other dreadful American children's books! It takes me back!dageir wrote:
Anyone else remember those?Anyway, bad jokes seems to yield quite a few good ones:
Among them:
"...the dungeon and shackles are already at my threshold to show me here and now my eternal disgrace. Only you can work the miracle to make life possible for a soul so imperiled by doubt, O Atoner for all, exalted beyond saying." - St. Gregory of Narek, Book of Lamentations, Prayer 1.
You are much loved! Love in return!
You are much loved! Love in return!
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MagicManICT
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
Opinions expressed in this statement are the authors alone and in no way reflect on the game development values of the actual developers.
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jordancoles
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
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Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
