Post your (own) noobest story

[Jacobian123]

If you're going to spam, at least fix your bot you twats.

[Kearn]

man if that isnt spectacular i dont know what is

[Beezer12Washingbeard]

why my thread

what the fuck

[mattgravy]

This world I kept Explore met some people made a temp home when looking for a new home i thought it be a good idea to keep going into whirlpools didn't know i could loose my boat by doing it, HavenBorn drowned just before he reached the shallow water, he is succeed by his son Haven Born the 2nd if anyone finds his body please bury it so he can rest with his ancestors.

moral of the story don't use whirlpools