Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.
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Robben_DuMarsch
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berthedin
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
where are dragons?
Atikin:
whats wrong with me, is that i just wanted a couple of fucking days of peace, but nah your stupid polish ass has to go and fuck it up by ko'ing ppl on the NK realm and casusing more issues and drama.
whats wrong with me, is that i just wanted a couple of fucking days of peace, but nah your stupid polish ass has to go and fuck it up by ko'ing ppl on the NK realm and casusing more issues and drama.
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Robben_DuMarsch
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
It should hop walls and fuck with people.berthedin wrote:where are dragons?
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
I like how you think.Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
But they're ancient creatures that didn't exist alongside man, that would ruin the realism!Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.
On an entirely unrelated note trolls should be able to hop up mineholes
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MagicManICT
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
And yet we have stories of dragons. What were those? How did we come up with the idea if we hadn't seen it?abt79 wrote:But they're ancient creatures that didn't exist alongside man, that would ruin the realism!Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.
Opinions expressed in this statement are the authors alone and in no way reflect on the game development values of the actual developers.
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shampizle
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
Just like how man made up god. We don't see him or it makes no logical sense but yet "he is real"MagicManICT wrote:And yet we have stories of dragons. What were those? How did we come up with the idea if we hadn't seen it?abt79 wrote:But they're ancient creatures that didn't exist alongside man, that would ruin the realism!Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.
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CTheRain
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
Roaming world boss is what I think a dragon would be like. Hard as fuck to kill. Head, Claws and Tail have different attacks. Each part can attack a single person or individual targets.Robben_DuMarsch wrote:It should hop walls and fuck with people.berthedin wrote:where are dragons?
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
You have to shave their back and make them purr... only then will they leave you alone..
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Hrenli
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(
Nope. Just 20 wax, 30 ropes, 45 brimstones and fresh boar hide to make a fake pig which explodes inside the dragon.CTheRain wrote:Hard as fuck to kill.
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