Wonky jokes thread

[overtyped]

The man goes to buy dog for racing to make some money on dogs racing. He travel to store for racing dog and look at all the many racing dog for sale. While he does this browse, a bulldog approached him and talks to this man: ''Hello man, please buy me for racing, and I will win all of the race for you.'' The man says his reply to dog, ''Not a way for it to happen friend, for you are bulldog and not a dog for the races, so you will be no match for those other dog.'' But bulldog is not shaken by man's lack of faith and deliver the ultimatum. ''Come on man, trust me, and you will make the great fortune.'' The man finally agrees to buy dog and makes decision to enter him into race. Beginning the race, all dogs outrun bulldog immediate on first encirclement. This man becomes enrage and yells to bulldog, ''What the fuck are you doing bulldog?'' But the bulldog remains steadfast and informs the man, ''Trust me man, just look!'' But still, all dog outrun this bulldog making the man more and more angry. But the bulldog is relentless with his reassurance, ''Chill out, I got this.'' Finally all dog comes to final encirclement. All dog but bulldog. The bulldog comes a few minute later, barely breathing. Man berates him, ''The fuck happened bulldog you were supposed to win race!'' And bulldog reply, ''Fuck man, I do not know.''

Oh, i get it, the dog was bullshitting him. That's why bulldog was used in the story. Also, do dog races still exist? and how does the dog talk?

[Sarge]

Oh, i get it, the dog was bullshitting him. That's why bulldog was used in the story.

Ah, kk

[Sollar]

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names

[Ysh]

I am very glad that people are enjoy this bulldog joke! Is is one of my favorite joke as well. But I think you all have been a bit bamboozle by me here, for this is stolen joke by me! Stolen from whom you do asking? Of course, none other than the very funny (and good looking ) master of joke!

[MagicManICT]

The "non-racing dog" joke actually dates back quite a while. I know my uncle told it to me when I was a kid, and he died 20 years ago.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? A joke?"

[Ysh]

The "non-racing dog" joke actually dates back quite a while. I know my uncle told it to me when I was a kid, and he died 20 years ago.

Is Teleskop over 20 years age? Maybe he is your uncle reincarnate.

[MagicManICT]

Teleskop isn't ornery enough to be a reincarnation of my uncle.

[Burinn]

Teleskop isn't ornery enough to be a reincarnation of my uncle.

I dunno. Word on the street is he and his cronies butchered someone in cold blood the other day.

[Ysh]

Teleskop isn't ornery enough to be a reincarnation of my uncle.

A trip through the æther does strange things to a man.

[Ysh]

Teleskop isn't ornery enough to be a reincarnation of my uncle.

I dunno. Word on the street is he and his cronies butchered someone in cold blood the other day.

I hear this is unsubstantiated rumor.