Boil live crabs in cauldron

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Boil live crabs in cauldron

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Hello,

I would like to be able to throw some crabs alive into my boiling cauldron so I can eat them the right way.
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

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That's what you get for debuffing my dexterity fuckers
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

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Boiling crabs can make the most zealous carnivore a vegetarian.

It normally goes like this:
The first crab into the cauldron dies immediately from the boiling water, and you feel very humane. Same with crab number two, though the water may not really be boiling anymore. By the time you drop the tenth or so in, the temperature is lowered enough that the crabs are getting a rather warm bath, and you feel terrible frantically trying to get the damn temperature up, fast!

To reflect this, the nth crab you drop into a boiling cauldron after the first one, should temporarily debuff your charisma by Triangle(n).
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

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Gauteamus wrote:Boiling crabs can make the most zealous carnivore a vegetarian.

It normally goes like this:
The first crab into the cauldron dies immediately from the boiling water, and you feel very humane. Same with crab number two, though the water may not really be boiling anymore. By the time you drop the tenth or so in, the temperature is lowered enough that the crabs are getting a rather warm bath, and you feel terrible frantically trying to get the damn temperature up, fast!

To reflect this, the nth crab you drop into a boiling cauldron after the first one, should temporarily debuff your charisma by Triangle(n).
they're crabs gayman, I've ripped apart countless harmless little bunny wabbits with my bare hands
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

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Not a bad idea.
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

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jorb wrote:Not a bad idea.

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jorb wrote:Not a bad idea.
3 Crabs per cauldron then?
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

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Yes, three crabs would fit in the cauldron in total
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Crab + Culdron = ????

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I.E, Why can't we boil crabs in a culdron?

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