1. Pi is rather irrational but it knows when to get real.
2. I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.
3. Making these math jokes is a sine that I have too much time.
4. It sucks being obtuse because you are never right.
5. PLAN = (P+L) (A+N) = PA + PN + LA + LN. Your PLAN has now been FOILed
6. An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
7. These are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
8. Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z". pi (z^2) a = pizza
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Patchouli_Knowledge
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Math jokes.
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jordancoles
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Re: Math jokes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
because 7 8 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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avros008
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Re: Math jokes.
jordancoles wrote:Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dafels wrote:the midges are not the problem,
you're the problem
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ydex
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Re: Math jokes.
This is very good joke. I will print it out and put it on the fridge at work (institute for avanced mathematics), ppl will love it! Cheers mate!jordancoles wrote:Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
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MagicManICT
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Re: Math jokes.
Oh, I miss the days of usenet and the long lists of one-liner jokes....
I'd add my favorite, but patch already snagged it--the "binary" joke."
Ok, guess I'll go find one...
Parallel lines have so much in common... it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I'd add my favorite, but patch already snagged it--the "binary" joke."
Ok, guess I'll go find one...
Parallel lines have so much in common... it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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springyb
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Re: Math jokes.
It's not in binary, it's in base 3 and I'm the other type of person.MagicManICT wrote:Oh, I miss the days of usenet and the long lists of one-liner jokes....
I'd add my favorite, but patch already snagged it--the "binary" joke."
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Patchouli_Knowledge
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Re: Math jokes.
Not quite a math joke but just being clever.
-=The law of inverse desire=- The chances of dropping what you want is the reciprocal of how much you want it.
