Jump back into Haven
Build a settlement by myself since friend can't be assed to help since he's too busy playing Terraria.
While I'm off Throws out our only healing supplies because "it's useless" or "too low q."
Drops my high q axe in the river while doing dumb shit.
Jacks 2 of my flotsams and uses up my cupboard full of mirkwood offerings
Try going to hedgehugs but friend won't come because he doesn't want to do any trading
Get burnt out of Haven and go on vacation
Ask him if it's cool if I use cabinet curios while I'm off.
"Yee"
When I come back he broke down and did a bunch of trading and powerleveled
Still burnt out so I don't get on
Asks me to fuel his steel smelters
Tell him ok
Car broke down irl so I spend a day and a half working on it
Forget to fuel steel smelters in the ensuring chaos
Friend spergs out but I remind him I have irl commitments just as much as him
He asks me to fuel steel smelters again or else
Tell him no
Threatens murdering me like he did during W7 (I was Brodgar)
Proceeds to get angry when I don't
See talking about murdering me in hedgehugs discord and know he means it
Break his hearth fire, change permissions, and change locks.
Tell him he can have his stuff and move elsewhere
"No"
Since he's my friend I give in and give him the keys and remove the claim
Go to leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRKtjeIuOzI
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DDDsDD999
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jordancoles
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Re: How 2 ruin a friendship completely
Your friend sounds like a shitter
Is banging his gf an option?
Is banging his gf an option?
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Kathaelle
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Valten21
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Re: How 2 ruin a friendship completely
He doesnt even sound like a friend dude
I havent played this game in 4-5 years but I know in a heart beat if I were to come back any one of my trusted comrades from the Ainran Ganksquad would give me the shirt off their back and a character to play (if any of them even play, we havent talked in years but I know the moment we did we would suck eachothers dicks)
I havent played this game in 4-5 years but I know in a heart beat if I were to come back any one of my trusted comrades from the Ainran Ganksquad would give me the shirt off their back and a character to play (if any of them even play, we havent talked in years but I know the moment we did we would suck eachothers dicks)
You may have foiled the plans of BAD-EVIL this time, but there is no rest for the wicked.
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MagicManICT
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Re: How 2 ruin a friendship completely
See, that's what a true friend does. He goes out and gets one and comes back and shares with his best friend.
Opinions expressed in this statement are the authors alone and in no way reflect on the game development values of the actual developers.
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Ysh
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Re: How 2 ruin a friendship completely
This is friend from the real live?
I have become victory of very nice Jordan Coles Contest! Enjoy my winning submit here if it pleasures you.Kaios wrote:Spice Girls are integral to understanding Ysh's thought process when communicating, duly noted.
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ArgentRhapsody
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Re: How 2 ruin a friendship completely
lmao i would have called in a ganksquad on his ass the moment he threatened to murder me over some steel in discord and then washed my hands of him completely in game and out tbh
sounds like a shit person in general anyways, git gud (at picking friends)
sounds like a shit person in general anyways, git gud (at picking friends)
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jordancoles
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Re: How 2 ruin a friendship completely
Him playing Terraria was a red flag tbh
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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calebsnow
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Re: How 2 ruin a friendship completely
steel&hoes b4 bros

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