That deserves some kind of international award, surely?

[Moogie]

You're quite right, and I'm sorry for my post above, Nightsway. I'm not really sure why I decided to carry on and get involved, but it was disrespectful to continue this discussion in your thread. I'm done with it now, anyway. This is exactly why village life does not interest me. x)

[Breon]

Moogie is right, we should not have derailed, and for that we apologize. However, we had just finished fending off a wave of noob/alt spawns right inside our palisades - that was 2+ hours our entire village should have been doing other things (I was just about to get to bed when it started). Needless to say we were a bit ticked when that was written. Again, sorry for the derail. On topic, that is an awesome OP

[Faas]

why isaac newton??

[Nightsway]

why isaac newton??

Apple tree?

[dcastello79]

why isaac newton??

Apple tree?

Some things...you just can't explain--sort of like...gravity.

[stryfe1986]

why isaac newton??

Apple tree?

Some things...you just can't explain--sort of like...gravity.

Gravity : Galileo Galileo in turn discovered that if you drop a thin woman off the top of the Leaning Tower Of Pisa you will be prosecuted under the Law of 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome, whilst if you drop a fat woman off the top of the Leaning Tower Of Pisa nobody cares (unless they are directly underneath). Professors of Linguistology point out that the word gravity shares linguistic roots with words such as gravid (fat pregnant woman), gravitas (woman with too much junk in the trunk) and gravy (the delicious juice from a freshly spit-roasted woman).

Since those days, however, Star Trek has invented the anti-gravity machine.

Gravity can too be defined.

[stryfe1986]

why isaac newton??

Apple tree?

Sir Isaac Newton was a British nobleman who legislated the Laws of Physics with an iron fist. Most people think that he developed mathematical formulae to explain physics that already existed, but this is not true. He invented modern physics as we know them. Also, it is a known fact that Newton Invented Apples, as well as oranges.

[Nightsway]

why isaac newton??

Apple tree?

Sir Isaac Newton was a British nobleman who legislated the Laws of Physics with an iron fist. Most people think that he developed mathematical formulae to explain physics that already existed, but this is not true. He invented modern physics as we know them. Also, it is a known fact that Newton Invented Apples, as well as oranges.

I'll be honest, I thought you were going for a douche run, but that was just incredible. I bow to you sir. Take my sheep, my children, my wife, even.

EDIT: I missed the one before it, you're like some kind of forum knight.

[ThirdEmperor]

Apple tree?

Sir Isaac Newton was a British nobleman who legislated the Laws of Physics with an iron fist. Most people think that he developed mathematical formulae to explain physics that already existed, but this is not true. He invented modern physics as we know them. Also, it is a known fact that Newton Invented Apples, as well as oranges.

I'll be honest, I thought you were going for a douche run, but that was just incredible. I bow to you sir. Take my sheep, my children, my wife, even.

Is she fat? There'ss a theory I need to test.