thomas_ewing wrote:Just a few pointers to the OP:
1. Never make a multi-million dollar offer for a private server on a public forum. The proper procedure is to pave the contract proposal in a level 4 cavern using leaf ore. This sounds strange, but it is actually how the Swedish negotiate all contracts and treaties.
2. If your friends care about how much money you have, they are strippers. Strippers, regardless of what they tell you, are not your friends.
3. You can't afford Haven women.
4. Amanda is too good for you.
1. Very true, I did go about the whole buying a server situation rather poorly but nevermind eh.
2. You have no idea. You couldn't possibly comprehend what's it like when you suddenly become a millionaire after being somewhat poor. Everything changes including the people around - lifelong friends, family, everyone you ever knew changes their perception of you. It's quite revealing.
3. I probably could all joking aside.
4. Amanda sounds like a nice girl, I'm sure she has a guy suitable for her.