united states is a fake country

[shubla]

Have you thought of the same? I think it is true.

I have looked at maps of united states, and all the roads are.. straight, on 90 degree angles! Its unnatural, kind of like 3-d modeled or something.. Just grids..

Also look at the towns. It just looks so fake. All 3d modeled by computers. Or then made out of cardboard, they look like if you would push the walls they would fall down, maybe its faked in studio instead?

And their president? Hes a joke. Its clearly a fake country, no real country could have elected a such leader.

[ricky]

Are you just shitposting because the mods locked one of your threads?

Surely not.

[shubla]

Are you just shitposting because the mods locked one of your threads?

Surely not.

This is a genuine thought that has been in my mind for years.

[ricky]

The thought that you shitopost to spite mods or the thought that America doesn't exist?

[DDDsDD999]

Nice try, finnish propaganda bot. We know you aren't real.

[jordancoles]

I heard that "Finland" was written into the history books to keep us distracted from the fact that the FBI has been putting chemicals into our water that's tURNING THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY

[LadyV]

Have you thought of the same? I think it is true.

I have looked at maps of united states, and all the roads are.. straight, on 90 degree angles! Its unnatural, kind of like 3-d modeled or something.. Just grids..

Also look at the towns. It just looks so fake. All 3d modeled by computers. Or then made out of cardboard, they look like if you would push the walls they would fall down, maybe its faked in studio instead?

And their president? Hes a joke. Its clearly a fake country, no real country could have elected a such leader.

So your basis of opinion is based on the fact that you can't believe a nation made up mostly of European immigrants decided to plan their communities and roads to be efficient.

Well in that case I'm hiding in the middle of the fake country with cardboard trees around me. Oh wait I'm a computer simulation so don't mind me.

[Robben_DuMarsch]

Actually went into town to test this Theory, and I kicked one of the large buildings. To my great surprise it was entirely made of cardboard, and quickly toppled to the ground. Now I'm afraid that the FBI is after me because I know too much.

[surfpen1]

To my great surprise it was entirely made of cardboard, and quickly toppled to the ground.

Stop telling everyone, dagnabbit!!

[blank2]

i can confirm, USA is fake. I am an inhabitant of this fake land, i myself am a figment of your imagination.