the stick of truth

synaris · Post by **synaris** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:08 am

story time kiddies.

in world 9 i accidently planted a yew tree in the wrong spot. i forget why, i guess something distracted me. i was taking care of the trees and i like my shit organized. so i wielded my stone axe and tore into that fucker immediately. i'd plant another one in the proper spot. but loe and behold the branch it gave me HAD NO QUALITY. i started calling it the stick of truth. it was our precious village artifact, and we brought it with us when we moved after we got raided for daring to defend our own borders. apparently its unethical to want your neibors to live a little further than 5 feet away from you.

i got to thinkin that this could make a nice reference/curio. think of it, any tree or bush that would give nothing but branches upon its destruction had a chance to give the "stick of truth" as a curio.

im thinkin, make it rare enough to justify high LP per hour and a longass study time. say 1% chance per bush/sapling chopped?

tigerlrg245 · Post by **tigerlrg245** » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:06 am

Sure, and when you're chipping stone you could get a fractured but whole rock, which could also give sum lp

Burinn · Post by **Burinn** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:39 am

There shouldn't be items in game named after your random, irrelevant story.

Blueberry · Post by **Blueberry** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:23 am

Sounds like fun, I like it.

Bacaaah · Post by **Bacaaah** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:45 am

No, just no. Why would jorb and loftar add that? It makes no sense whatsoever. Besides, the story is totally irrelevant as they already said.

Ysh · Post by **Ysh** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:32 am

synaris · Post by **synaris** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:58 am

irrelevant??? this suggestion wouldnt exist if it wasnt for those events. that'd be like saying that the wright brothers are irrelevant to manned flight.

anyways, can you prove the idea is bad based on its merits? or do you keep referring to the story because you have no real criticism?

Burinn · Post by **Burinn** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:25 am

synaris wrote: anyways, can you prove the idea is bad based on its merits? or do you keep referring to the story because you have no real criticism?

Yes. The criticism is that there shouldn't be an item in the game named after your stupid story. "Haha other than that you have nothing!" is right. Because that's more than enough.

synaris · Post by **synaris** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:04 am

alright then, forget the story. put it in the game because "i want it".

thats the same reason any and every other suggestion has. "i want it".

Bacaaah · Post by **Bacaaah** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:46 am

synaris wrote:alright then, forget the story. put it in the game because "i want it".

thats the same reason any and every other suggestion has. "i want it".

lol, we just didn't like the idea that's all no reason to get pissed about it

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