Shit noobs do

[Aceb]

They die to ants.

Can't blame people who dies to hydralisks, because They do not know of their prime power.

[wonder-ass]

They die to ants.

Can't blame people who dies to hydralisks, because They do not know of their prime power.

how does one die to something so slow tho, you can literally walk away.

[DatSheep]

They'll be naked for like 5 months til they save up enough rabbit fur for a coat. And cause they couldn't realize you needed to dry out a hide before putting in tub

[ricky]

I once saw a noob with 75 str eating bear meat at a wooden dining table! He didn't even have 106% hunger reduction bonus! I was like "where's your 27 cupboards of cheese LOLOLL"

One time this noob asked me a question about something he didn't understand in the game!! I was like "???¿?¿¿¿?" AND THEN I KILLED HIM AHAHHHA

/s

This type of gatekeeping is pathetic tbh.

[shubla]

get rekt

[Pan_w_okularach]

unhappy when you claim localized resources

[slipper]

Build Q9 structures and then get pissed off when told to destroy it.

[DatSheep]

Lmao early game with no pro buddies, ofc you'd be pissed at those things. The grind is real for some of us, and while I understand the nature of haven as a pretty much free for all world, people who are frustrated over stuff like that *sometimes* have valid reasons to be. At the end of the day though they need to just remember that this is a game, and you late-gamers should maybe have a smidgen of sympathy, whether or not you have pallis around a rock crystal/geyser/etc. Nubs are very vulnerable and helpless in Haven for quite a long stretch of time (without help at least).

Adding to this, since I'm very nub and all, there's a geyser near my place with palis around. That in itself is fine, but the guy doesn't ever collect that sweet sweet brimstone. I'm surprised they even bothers upkeeping that claim lel. All that good stuff gone to waste because I'm nowhere near to setting up a catapult or whatever other means there are to destroy a palisade. rippers

[Riou1231]

Lmao early game with no pro buddies, ofc you'd be pissed at those things. The grind is real for some of us, and while I understand the nature of haven as a pretty much free for all world, people who are frustrated over stuff like that *sometimes* have valid reasons to be. At the end of the day though they need to just remember that this is a game, and you late-gamers should maybe have a smidgen of sympathy, whether or not you have pallis around a rock crystal/geyser/etc. Nubs are very vulnerable and helpless in Haven for quite a long stretch of time (without help at least).

Adding to this, since I'm very nub and all, there's a geyser near my place with palis around. That in itself is fine, but the guy doesn't ever collect that sweet sweet brimstone. I'm surprised they even bothers upkeeping that claim lel. All that good stuff gone to waste because I'm nowhere near to setting up a catapult or whatever other means there are to destroy a palisade. rippers

I think you're just taking this joke(?) thread too seriously.

The guy that has a palisade around the geyser probably isn't taking any brimstone from it because brimstone decays. Leaving it in the geyser lets him collect it when he needs it without potentially wasting it.

[AntiBlitz]

dont touch my geyser scrub