Bunsey's discreet murder service

[MrBunzy]

Offering my service of murdering people, supply a description and payment, I will do the rest. Totally confidential unless otherwise stated. Anyone and everyone may be selected, I do not discriminate based on faction affiliation or history.

It would be unjust to offer my services only to the wealthy, and therefore I will not set a fixed price. Instead, there is a requested minimum donation of two subtokens (or equivalent). Anyone and everyone is welcome to put in a request, even if they do not have the funds to make a donation, and all requests will be considered. A larger donation will, however, greatly increase the chances of the request being pursued and completed. Also, more difficult targets will demand a higher amount to be worthwhile.

Contact me on discord (mirbsy#6016), within this thread, or private message on the forums. Be sure to include the monetary amount of your donation to be paid upon completion, as well as any information about the target that may be of use. For targets I do not have memorized, I will require their description on a parchment.

Any of the following information about the target can be of assistance:
-timezone/nationality
-coordinates of village(s)
-known aliasses/alt characters
-roads frequently traveled upon
-character attributes (most importantley constitution)
-activity/usual playtimes
-known affiliations/allies

[ChildhoodObesity]

this guy is good, really good

[DDDsDD999]

Kill this fat nerd above me lmao, I'll give you a hug, it's priceless.

[neeco]

If you hit the minimum donation, you guarantee a successful hit?

[pro22]

he can't even solo beaver dungeon, nice troll bunsey
P.S he's scamming people with price token
-10

[neeco]

he can't even solo beaver dungeon, nice troll bunsey
P.S he's scamming people with price token
-10

^First victim has approached.

[MrBunzy]

Kill this fat nerd above me lmao, I'll give you a hug, it's priceless.

Will consider.

If you hit the minimum donation, you guarantee a successful hit?

No, success cannot be guaranteed regardless of the amount.

[ricky]

I hereby nominate MrBunzy to track down and kill MrBunzy.

Being a man of large vocabulary and little money, I can only offer my condolences as payment for this assassination.

[MrBunzy]

I hereby nominate MrBunzy to track down and kill MrBunzy.

I'm honestly not opposed to killing my own characters if the price is right.

[wonder-ass]

Hehe so in theory i could make you kill your own friends :p