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jacksonblu
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Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
You have 10 seconds to convince me jordancoles isn't a 30 year old boomer. That's right, you can't.


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jordancoles
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

I am a 23 yr old virgin
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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overtyped
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
Bob dole saw that video where you filmed your dad hiding in a bush. This leads bob dole to think your father has had prior experience hiding in a bush, namely your bush.jordancoles wrote:
I am a 23 yr old virgin
You do realize it's 2018, the fact that you say you are a virgin, yet your father has certainly on many drunken nights, pounded your bushy behind makes me think you are homophobic for denying that it's sex.
Though you may not have enjoyed it at that moment, Bob dole thinks deep down you knew this was your only shot to get laid.
Anyways, if word gets out about your blatant hate for homosexuals, your average 30 viewer count on your video's will drop. #notanymore
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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jordancoles
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
Based on his response I think that that was Jalpha, actuallyovertyped wrote: Bob dole saw that video where you filmed your dad hiding in a bush.
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Zentetsuken
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
you dont deserve your beard
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Jalpha
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
Yea so I go about fixing peoples internet from inside of their bushes okay. Perfectly normal behaviour.
Why have you summoned me. What is this thread even about.
Boomers aren't 30yrs old. This is like one of those memes where captain jean luc piccard says "I'll be back" from the back of a porpoise.
Why have you summoned me. What is this thread even about.
Boomers aren't 30yrs old. This is like one of those memes where captain jean luc piccard says "I'll be back" from the back of a porpoise.
Laying flat.
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Zentetsuken
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
you dont deserve your beard either
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abt79
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
Hafen is okay... *crack*
But Legacy...now THAT was a good game *sip*
But Legacy...now THAT was a good game *sip*
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neeco
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
Did you get his autograph after taking this picture?jacksonblu wrote:
W9: Hermit
W10: LS of EoCity
W11: God King Emperor of the East [Retired]
W12: Wouldn't you like to know
W10: LS of EoCity
W11: God King Emperor of the East [Retired]
W12: Wouldn't you like to know
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jacksonblu
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer
That's the joke dumbass. The term makes fun of millenials who feel out of touch with younger millenials, therefore being more likely to relate with boomers than their own generationJalpha wrote:Boomers aren't 30yrs old.

