Weird Russian Rumors

[Quasic]

A russian ally of mine sent me this imageboard link:

http://chuck.dfwk.ru/hh/src/126753248317.jpg

or just look for the thread with the dumb smiley nerd face. From what I can piece together, someone hates Diamondfires enough to tell everyone that we have gold.

Ironically, we do NOT have gold of any sort. So, this is just official word that rumor is BOGUS. No gold can be found in the vicinity of Diamondfires or its containers, so don't bother please.

Also, whoever posted this , "Dwarf" you are not, and if you are also from Bay12 , shame on you.

Lawgiver Monkeyboy
aka Quasic

[sabinati]

you have gold? brt

[Haba]

I hear they have Vodka.

[Quasic]

you have gold? brt

see, that is exactly what we don't want, especially since any raiders would be doubly pissed at our complete lack of gold

LOL

[sabinati]

you have a lack made completely of gold

[Lothaudus]

I heard Diamondfire has streets paved with Gold and their townfolk have solid Gold skeletons.

[Potjeh]

Diamondfires is the eighth city of Cibola.

[Quasic]

you have a lack made completely of gold

Indeed, tis a huge Lack indeed, and it marks the spot we want to build an Anti-Lack of pure, traded gold....

[KillerofLawyers]

Hrrrm. Do you think the Russians are going to come?

[Quasic]

Hrrrm. Do you think the Russians are going to come?

Well, i dunno, many of our allies.... ARE the russians. aheh.