I was hitchhiking... to somewhere. And the guy behind the wheel is playing Haven. (I don't know how...) And so am I. Turns out I'm right in his line of sight. And he says one word: "kill". And he begins attacking me. I log out. I tell him to let me go. He says once he says kill, he kills.
And then he arrives at his destination. He is a college student headed to class. So I seize his homework papers and a scissors that happens to be around. I open the scissors and very gently put a blade up his nose so he will listen to me. I didn't cut him, but I pull it out. He's freaked out now. I tell him, "You let me go, or I shred your homework." The scissors' mouth is gaping over one sheet.
He pleads, "But your character is almost dead, anyway."
I look at him like I mean business.
He gawps at me like I'm crazy, and ceases attacking my character, which is probably in need of a stitch patch for six months.
And he goes off to class.
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GenghisKhan44
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Haven Dream
"...the dungeon and shackles are already at my threshold to show me here and now my eternal disgrace. Only you can work the miracle to make life possible for a soul so imperiled by doubt, O Atoner for all, exalted beyond saying." - St. Gregory of Narek, Book of Lamentations, Prayer 1.
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You are much loved! Love in return!
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linkfanpc
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Re: Haven Dream
I often have dreams i'm being raided and murdered, often in some unfamiliar place that is not my home.
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Vigilance
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Re: Haven Dream
told my villagers (and myself tbh) once i start dreaming about this game again i'm out. i used to be plagued by my only dreams being about this videogame.

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shubla
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Re: Haven Dream
I started dreaming of sphere-shaped pizzas. Like pizza, but a ball, and when you cut it you get pizza-like food.
Maybe they are going to add pizza to the game soon.
Maybe they are going to add pizza to the game soon.

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Tamalak
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Re: Haven Dream
I had a vivid haven dream every night since world started. All of them had very small islands. One dream my village started on a scrawny end of an island and the only direction to go had a camp of shady people. The other had neighbors that were hostile to only me. It's been rough.
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Ysh
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Re: Haven Dream
I am big fan of this topic of beautiful dream! I do not have any lately, but a few years ago I do. I will copy it here:
Ysh wrote:I was having a walk with myself and some three other people. We were roaming around and looking for some loots or things of some interest. As we waking down some dirty covered roads, we can see some waters. These waters were down a pit and there was a ramped entrance down the pit to the waters. This entrance was on the far side of the pit from where we stand. We navigate around to the bottom of the pit and stand at the waters. These waters were muddy and we could not see past them well. Some thin green grass plants grow in the muddy waters. In the waters we can have a see: something shining, shimmering, splendid sat sunk. One of the travelled company of mine decides that he can be a big man and get the prize of the waters. We tell him no! It can be too dangerous to go in the waters for they are muddy and we cannot see the danger. He did not heed the warnings, and dives to the waters. Some time passing and we see the bubbles but no man companion. Then it surges from the water and we can have a see of our man. He is impaled by the teeth of a giant beaver creature the size of a bear and with teeth the size of swords. Blood has been let free from the torso of man and mixes with the muddy waters. We did make an escape from the monster with the man. We did not feel bad because the man cannot listen to our words, and risk his life for a shiny prize.
I have become victory of very nice Jordan Coles Contest! Enjoy my winning submit here if it pleasures you.Kaios wrote:Spice Girls are integral to understanding Ysh's thought process when communicating, duly noted.
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Audiosmurf
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Re: Haven Dream
Once I had a dream that a Polish guy came to my base, and when I went outside to meet him he equipped an uzi and killed me before I could get back inside.
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vatas
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Re: Haven Dream
I've had dreams about Haven, but don't remember anything particular.
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Basic Claim Safety (And what you’re doing wrong
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Combat Guide (Overview, PVE, PVP) (Includes how to escape/minimize risk of getting killed.)
Basic Claim Safety (And what you’re doing wrong
TL:;DR: Build a Palisade with only Visitor gates.)
Combat Guide (Overview, PVE, PVP) (Includes how to escape/minimize risk of getting killed.)
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The_Blode
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Re: Haven Dream
last world i dreamed about finding hundreds of fated foragables right around my base, yet my base was a tiny hovel and not the lovely homestead i actually had.
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Nexit
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Re: Haven Dream
Last night I dreamt that Granger banned me from the forums 