Don't worry. I'm sorry for such an unrealistic suggestion.
I forgot that back in ancient times people would build hearth fires with dreams...
And whenever they got in danger they would use their really cool magical powers and teleport back to them.
They would also go farm a bunch of carrots in their younger days cause they wanted better perception, because if they didn't get that shit up... they wouldn't find all the better herbs.
hmm.
But on a side note. I think the boiled leather is a good idea too.
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Potjeh
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Re: Bark Armor
Realism arguments aside, I don't understand what's the point of bark armour. Leather is piss-easy. Besides, if you're still at the stage where you don't even have leather, no armour is going to be much use to you. Armour without combat skills just prolongs the agony for extra hit or two.
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Re: Bark Armor
The irony in this post is hilarious.kralmir wrote:if you think every nettle and every part of them are the stinging part your a idiot.
loftar: The inner chaos of the Jorbian mind is hard to conceal. 
jorb: It's called creative license. You know, that thing you seem to want to apply to logic, grammar and coherence?
jorb: It's called creative license. You know, that thing you seem to want to apply to logic, grammar and coherence?
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Re: Bark Armor
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/04 ... ging_n.phpg1real wrote:Because wearing nettle shirts is realistic.Riou1231 wrote:This the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard of, Bark was never used as armor and I don't think it ever will be. Besides, does it take much for some newbie to get hunting, catch a few rabbits, make a drying rack, and dry them in a tub? Seriously?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinging_nettle#Textiles
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Resture
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Re: Bark Armor
http://www.molli.org.uk/bark/clothing.htmRiou1231 wrote:This the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard of, Bark was never used as armor and I don't think it ever will be. Besides, does it take much for some newbie to get hunting, catch a few rabbits, make a drying rack, and dry them in a tub? Seriously?
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Re: Bark Armor
bonus literary reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wild_SwansHaba wrote:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/04 ... ging_n.phpg1real wrote:Because wearing nettle shirts is realistic.Riou1231 wrote:This the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard of, Bark was never used as armor and I don't think it ever will be. Besides, does it take much for some newbie to get hunting, catch a few rabbits, make a drying rack, and dry them in a tub? Seriously?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinging_nettle#Textiles
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Re: Bark Armor
not armorResture wrote:http://www.molli.org.uk/bark/clothing.htmRiou1231 wrote:This the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard of, Bark was never used as armor and I don't think it ever will be. Besides, does it take much for some newbie to get hunting, catch a few rabbits, make a drying rack, and dry them in a tub? Seriously?
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Re: Bark Armor
well...
...wooden armour aren't weird. O.o asians used it, maya too etc etc.
But hunt rabbits and skin them is enough.
I don't know between wood and rabbit skin, what's better.

I think isn't exactly European Armour, a wooden one.
...wooden armour aren't weird. O.o asians used it, maya too etc etc.
But hunt rabbits and skin them is enough.
I don't know between wood and rabbit skin, what's better.

I think isn't exactly European Armour, a wooden one.