How do you eat a Big Mac?

mulamishne · Post by **mulamishne** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:33 am

This is a really serious discussion that is tearing the community asunder.

Do you eat a Big Mac with one hand or two?

https://www.strawpoll.me/42948582

MurderAlt · Post by **MurderAlt** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:34 am

One Hand Gang, gtfo manlet hands

DDDsDD999 · Post by **DDDsDD999** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:38 am

If you need two hands you're probably struggling to lift a burger and should seek a non-disabled person to feed you (with one hand, because that's all that's needed)

Post by **MagicManICT** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:08 am

Q: How do you eat a Big Mac?
A: You don't. You get a real hamburger from a real hamburger joint. If it ain't double stacked half pound meat patties, it's not a real hamburger. Now THAT requires two hands to eat. (And a cardiac bypass for desert.)

Ysh · Post by **Ysh** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:10 am

I am not sure I have ever eaten this kind of sandwich.

SnuggleSnail · Post by **SnuggleSnail** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:17 am

[quote="MagicManICT"][/quote]

small, shaky hands

abt79 · Post by **abt79** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:22 am

Thankfully a conclusive tutorial has been made to this end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkqiC4KPeDs

SmackMcBacon · Post by **SmackMcBacon** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:26 pm

No hands
Just open the box and plunge your face in it

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