You have been playing too much Haven and Hearth when...

[springyb]

I do that in other games. I'll go somewhere far away from the main city or safe areas and think "Eh, I should just hearth back".

[cardboard]

When you find an old abandoned house and check it for loot.
When you play another game and get really angry when you die (Call of Duty)
When you check every corner of the game for stuff even in games with no inventory
When you drop your money on the ground when buying groceries

[sabinati]

I actually went to the store the other day -- it was raining, so it was a shitty day for a walk -- and I caught myself thinking "At least I won't have to walk back home"...

this is why you should never remove hearthfire teleporting

[Fox10]

I actually went to the store the other day -- it was raining, so it was a shitty day for a walk -- and I caught myself thinking "At least I won't have to walk back home"...

this is why you should never remove hearthfire teleporting

+1 for this comment.

[boxedinacorner]

...you refuse to eat anyone except a well prepared table next to a bonfire.

Wait... there's cannibalism now? At least they'll be eaten in style! (Sorry, I had to).

... you're paranoid that someone is going to run out of the wilderness and kill you for fun.
... you don't go anywhere without a backpack and have a need to constantly drink tea to keep up stamina.
... wearing a bear cape or straw hat in public seems normal to you.
... walking around naked in a swamp seems normal to you.
... walking around with leeches stuck to you doesn't freak you out.
... you feel an urgency to constantly check cupboards/containers to see what is missing and automatically blame anyone around you for stealing.
... your diet consists of rabbit and chicken meat, along with mass amounts of carrots (since you have cupboards full).
... you hold onto your valuables more closely when you hear non-English speaking people.
... outsiders are considered any female that doesn't have orange hair or male without brown hair.
... when you actually start using H&H terminology and expect other people to understand what the hell you are talking about.

[kralmir]

... you hold onto your valuables more closely when you hear non-English speaking people.

haha that one sadly doesnt apply just to us h&h players, though you just gave people a good excuse to do it:P

[Ferinex]

The ones referring to being paranoid of Russians and other non-English speaking people seem to be suggesting that Haven and Hearth makes people racist.

You were racist before you came here.

[boxedinacorner]

The ones referring to being paranoid of Russians and other non-English speaking people seem to be suggesting that Haven and Hearth makes people racist.

You were racist before you came here.

Not quite. HAHA! At least not in my case. I was just making a general statement since so many people seem to be wary of Russians.

I couldn't care less what your main language is. As long as you play the game and aren't a complete jerk you are okay with me!

[ThirdEmperor]

...When you're terrified of stepping on ant piles.

[Peter]

...you don't leave your house for fear of pigs infesting the city.

...you expect to be able to hide on the north side of a building, from other people on the north side.

...you have a hospital record along the lines of, "hands and entire torso severely inflamed by plant toxins after subject attempted to weave and wear clothing made from toxic plants, as the subject felt this would bestow improved powers of survival."

...you loose your keys and curse the gods for rolling back time. Your only solution, now, is to chop down the wall of your house.

...in order to successfully break into your house, you go try to find a deli selling bear meat.

...you find your keys and figure it must have been the goons or the Russians this whole time.