I hope he will cope with the tests, because he will not be able to make himself a spear before he digs a shaft to the second level and builds a furnace made of leather. And if he goes into the water, he will immediately begin to suffocate and drown. I also hope he is dexterous enough to catch 10 squirrels and 10 more turtles, because without this he will not be able to fence himself off from the threats of the outside world.RowanCrisp wrote:You people might think hes sleeping, but maybe he is actualy been sundered from the server by a mega earthquake that split the ground and let the evil demons loose on to the living realm. They want to have the H&H server all to them selves to keep humanity (e.g. you all) from playing. So now, Whatshisname is on a whimsical adventure to reconnect the server as it is the only hope (for plot reaaons) to save humanity!!!
-
SpacePig
- Posts: 113
- Joined: Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:09 pm
Re: Server Status Thread
-
Hasta
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:27 pm
Re: Server Status Thread
Let's get back to the roots here: he'll probably won't bother to make clogs, inevitably step on a splinter and perish of the infected wound.
-
Joe69
- Posts: 137
- Joined: Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:34 am
Re: Server Status Thread

I fully look forward to jorb and loftar fixing several mechanics and bringing back updates, because at that time you chuckleheads are going to be more marginalized than lawn furniture in winter.
-
bop-owl
- Posts: 8
- Joined: Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:15 am
Re: Server Status Thread
maybe we need to tell them to fix it in their native tounge
bork bork bork hurdy gurdy
bork bork bork hurdy gurdy
-
Hasta
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:27 pm
Re: Server Status Thread
This is all the dictators downfall. When you hog ALL the power, you end up with ALL the responsibility, and then one little fastfood-induced heart attack crosses off everything you've created. Or, or - you sleep in and leave your whole community bored, which is worse.
-
ZantetsukenX
- Posts: 125
- Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:02 am
Re: Server Status Thread
I had such grand plans tonight of... looking for candleberries to try and make some wax. All dashed upon the rocks due to the server crashing.
-
uudon
- Posts: 63
- Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:10 pm
- Location: Low Earth Orbit
Re: Server Status Thread
I wish they would add this back into the game, thorn in the foot was quite possibly the funniest way to die.Hasta wrote:Won't bother to make clogs, inevitably step on a splinter and perish of the infected wound.
:^)
-
Puc26
- Posts: 7
- Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:51 pm
Re: Server Status Thread
Server still offline :/
-
Burzan
- Posts: 47
- Joined: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:42 am
Re: Server Status Thread
The search for candleberries never endsZantetsukenX wrote:I had such grand plans tonight of... looking for candleberries to try and make some wax. All dashed upon the rocks due to the server crashing.

-
noindyfikator
- Posts: 1478
- Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:10 am
Re: Server Status Thread
Can we get 1 day bonus sub time for that long pause?
#poor european
#poor european