Did I trick you with the title?
Your cultural bias may go back to its slumber from being suddenly aroused, I am not talking about what you think I am, though I am sure it would be tasty.
Don't you hate it when your cows are clumping together, messing up what you hoped to be a slick, if cruel, transfer of Ferdinand the bull away from his delicious better halves (or better 5/6ths in most cases), towards greener, if less fertile for his taste, pastures, sparing your fodder troughs yet another batch of hungry, pregnant cows.
If you had the patience to read through that sentence without cursing me for never getting to the full stop, I am sure you also have the patience to unjam the situation, but if you are like the rest of us, you'll know to appreciate my suggestion:
Loftar: please give us a "scare cows" action/button/attack!
The result would be that all animals within range, failing a check against your sqrt(Charisma*unarmed)/distance^2, will try to run away from you like a hurt boar, with modifiers for different animals (optional fun/tedium: may require a Jack o'lantern mask or what'sitcalled)
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Grog
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Avu
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Re: Cow Jam
Maybe leash should allow for actual control of the cow. Left click moves you right click moves the cow. Unleash to get back to normal interface.
"Since all men count themselves righteous, and since
no righteous man raises his hand against the innocent,
a man need only strike another to make him evil."
no righteous man raises his hand against the innocent,
a man need only strike another to make him evil."
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Grog
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Re: Cow Jam
that doesnt really help if the cow is stuck by three others
edit: though it would help at the fencegates and some corners
edit: though it would help at the fencegates and some corners
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Avu
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Re: Cow Jam
It would help immensely in many situations where you just want that stupid cow to fit where you want it.
"Since all men count themselves righteous, and since
no righteous man raises his hand against the innocent,
a man need only strike another to make him evil."
no righteous man raises his hand against the innocent,
a man need only strike another to make him evil."
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Chakravanti
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Re: Cow Jam
Avu wrote:RAEG FTW!
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
-Ralph Stanley, O Death!
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
-Ralph Stanley, O Death!
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spectacle
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Re: Cow Jam
This is what we need to control uncooperative livestock:
(Yes we need the fedora too. More hats!)
(Yes we need the fedora too. More hats!)
Once a man has changed the relationship between himself and his environment, he cannot return to the blissful ignorance he left. Motion, of necessity, involves a change in perspective.
-Commissioner Pravin Lal, "A Social History of Planet"
-Commissioner Pravin Lal, "A Social History of Planet"
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Chakravanti
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Re: Cow Jam
+ for the fedora
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
-Ralph Stanley, O Death!
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
-Ralph Stanley, O Death!
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DatOneGuy
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Re: Cow Jam
-1 Fedora - douchebaggery
+1 Awesome whips and ability to scare cows, they need to MOVE.
+1 Awesome whips and ability to scare cows, they need to MOVE.
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