Gay Pride; Now recruiting!

[Audiosmurf]

Get over here so I can squat on your neck

[Schwarzvald]

Openly racist. Leaves to pet his cat, because nobody else is there.

Sad & alone. :’(

[Audiosmurf]

Sincere question : was your birth the product of rape? Why are you like this?

[Schwarzvald]

I’m a disparaged black youth existing in a systemically racist society.

Can’t even post online without some punk white boy casually calling me the N word or a gorilla

[Audiosmurf]

That one's too low-hanging for me, even, and I'll take anything! (Your fat mom also said this when she was turning me down for intercourse, I think she was just being polite.)

[Schwarzvald]

Would you like to start a hermitage with me in the new world?

[Audiosmurf]

We can make that hullabaloo a-workin', son, but you're gonna have to jump when I say frog, and fetch when I ain't even whistled, like a good broken buck, ya hear?

[Audiosmurf]

I keep making myself laugh IRL thinking about pronouncing frog as "fraowg" for this bit

[DDDsDD999]

[sMartins]

you both are nobodies please go into a corner right MEOW

We are all nobodies; the problem is those who think they are somebody.

P.S. Also you are gay.