I'm looking to hire a pvp/meta teacher. I've been playing this game for 10 fucking years and I can't pvp properly but I'm a hairy adult with tokens now so -
The offer is 2 token per session (min 1 hour) to answer my questions and help me understand pvp via discord - voice is not needed only attention and desire to teach
I don't mind a couple of different teachers depending on their resumes. That being said, I am not going to care about how naughty you are. Typically, the naughtiest of you are usually the best and I do want to learn how to actually play.
What I do care about is
- You're a try-hard
- You're ok with me trying different teachers out until one sticks
- You've taught others
- You'd led others into a fight
- Have battle stories for examples and references
- strong knowledge of builds
- have strong meta-knowledge
- you have a reputation and is known. No mystery samurai jacks from the woods.
Please DM me with a brief why you think you qualify based on the above and we can exchange discords
If you post your offers here others might be interested as well I’m sure.
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Nictos
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Hiring PVP consultation
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SnuggleSnail
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Re: Hiring PVP
if I have to write a fucking resume how much are you paying per hour for me to deal with your retarded ass
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Nictos
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Re: Hiring PVP
You can deal with my retarded ass for 2 token hrSnuggleSnail wrote:if I have to write a fucking resume how much are you paying per hour for me to deal with your retarded ass
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SnuggleSnail
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Re: Hiring PVP consultation
I think you'd find more success asking for charity and hoping somebody's bored rather than making an offensively low offer
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Nictos
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Re: Hiring PVP consultation
That’s fair. You’re welcome to make a counter-offer in my DMs.SnuggleSnail wrote:I think you'd find more success asking for charity and hoping somebody's bored rather than making an offensively low offer
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loleznub
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Re: Hiring PVP consultation
Hello sir, might I offer you Nubzy's Consultations™ services?
I've broken my in-depth training guide into multiple chapters, each available for purchase individually:
The basics - What is pvp and how do I not instantly die? (3 tokens)
-Include: Basic survival tactics, deck construction, minimum requirements, and examples
The Preparation - A guide to feasting (10 tokens)
-Includes: W16.1 accurate cookbook, with early, mid and late-game 'best' (most reasonable) foods to make.
The Hearthlands Ganker (solo pvp) (5 tokens)
-Includes: Normal setup on how to successfully gank someone, 1v1/ 1v2 deckbuilding and tactics
The Hirdsman (group pvp) (10 tokens)
-includes: Basic shotcalling and tactics guidance, strategy on who should run what type of deck, each individuals roles in the fight
The Sieger (How to siege a group) (15 tokens)
-Includes: Knowledge on how to prepare for a siege (timers, etc) for W16.1, materials required, what to build and why
The Outlaw (Unfixed exploits, or as I call them, bonus features) (25 tokens)
-Includes: Various different exploits on how to gain advantages or bypass your targets protection
The Renegade (More detrimental exploits, such as world-resetting ones, likely to get you banned HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO USE VPN + ALT ACCOUNTS) (50 tokens)
-Includes: Various world ending exploits, such as quality glitching, abyss mining, illegal smuggling
Each chapter you purchase comes with1 hour of Q&A time with me, beyond this time, my rates go to 10 token/hr
I've broken my in-depth training guide into multiple chapters, each available for purchase individually:
The basics - What is pvp and how do I not instantly die? (3 tokens)
-Include: Basic survival tactics, deck construction, minimum requirements, and examples
The Preparation - A guide to feasting (10 tokens)
-Includes: W16.1 accurate cookbook, with early, mid and late-game 'best' (most reasonable) foods to make.
The Hearthlands Ganker (solo pvp) (5 tokens)
-Includes: Normal setup on how to successfully gank someone, 1v1/ 1v2 deckbuilding and tactics
The Hirdsman (group pvp) (10 tokens)
-includes: Basic shotcalling and tactics guidance, strategy on who should run what type of deck, each individuals roles in the fight
The Sieger (How to siege a group) (15 tokens)
-Includes: Knowledge on how to prepare for a siege (timers, etc) for W16.1, materials required, what to build and why
The Outlaw (Unfixed exploits, or as I call them, bonus features) (25 tokens)
-Includes: Various different exploits on how to gain advantages or bypass your targets protection
The Renegade (More detrimental exploits, such as world-resetting ones, likely to get you banned HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO USE VPN + ALT ACCOUNTS) (50 tokens)
-Includes: Various world ending exploits, such as quality glitching, abyss mining, illegal smuggling
Each chapter you purchase comes with1 hour of Q&A time with me, beyond this time, my rates go to 10 token/hr
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Nictos
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Re: Hiring PVP consultation
This is very interesting. I’ll keep your prices in mind and DM you.loleznub wrote:Hello sir, might I offer you Nubzy's Consultations™ services?
I've broken my in-depth training guide into multiple chapters, each available for purchase individually:
The basics - What is pvp and how do I not instantly die? (3 tokens)
-Include: Basic survival tactics, deck construction, minimum requirements, and examples
The Preparation - A guide to feasting (10 tokens)
-Includes: W16.1 accurate cookbook, with early, mid and late-game 'best' (most reasonable) foods to make.
The Hearthlands Ganker (solo pvp) (5 tokens)
-Includes: Normal setup on how to successfully gank someone, 1v1/ 1v2 deckbuilding and tactics
The Hirdsman (group pvp) (10 tokens)
-includes: Basic shotcalling and tactics guidance, strategy on who should run what type of deck, each individuals roles in the fight
The Sieger (How to siege a group) (15 tokens)
-Includes: Knowledge on how to prepare for a siege (timers, etc) for W16.1, materials required, what to build and why
The Outlaw (Unfixed exploits, or as I call them, bonus features) (25 tokens)
-Includes: Various different exploits on how to gain advantages or bypass your targets protection
The Renegade (More detrimental exploits, such as world-resetting ones, likely to get you banned HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO USE VPN + ALT ACCOUNTS) (50 tokens)
-Includes: Various world ending exploits, such as quality glitching, abyss mining, illegal smuggling
Each chapter you purchase comes with1 hour of Q&A time with me, beyond this time, my rates go to 10 token/hr
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MightySheep
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Re: Hiring PVP consultation
im not a tryhard and i dont lead others in fights 
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whateverisfine
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Re: Hiring PVP consultation
Read this and go practice in valhalla if you are not retarded in few days you can survive most ganks/fight anyone and be able to leave if things go south. Theres good pvp videos in some channels aswell, mightysheep, felix, irongete, ozzy, idk who else..
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=72160
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=72166
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=72160
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=72166
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Nictos
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Re: Hiring PVP consultation
Thankswhateverisfine wrote:Read this and go practice in valhalla if you are not retarded in few days you can survive most ganks/fight anyone and be able to leave if things go south. Theres good pvp videos in some channels aswell, mightysheep, felix, irongete, ozzy, idk who else..
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=72160
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=72166