Semi-Annual Reminder:

Schwarzvald · Post by **Schwarzvald** » Sat May 23, 2026 7:21 pm

kaysaari wrote:Someone's salty he lost out to cats and wine lol

True, but in reverse. Alcoholic with cats. Thought my market would be larger.

Schwarzvald · Post by **Schwarzvald** » Sat May 23, 2026 8:04 pm

magnet wrote:Truly a massive breakthrough in the Shartvald case

Brick by brick; piece by piece

CCKpoppin · Post by **CCKpoppin** » Mon May 25, 2026 5:12 pm

Monday bumpday

Schwarzvald · Post by **Schwarzvald** » Mon May 25, 2026 5:41 pm

CCKpoppin wrote:adding Bridges would be cool. Also Baby Blue Eyes from legacy but it gets removed when you buy trespass

Genius, unironically. Love the idea of in game effects to represent criminal acts. A slight suggestion though; After you lose your blue eyes, the more criminal acts you commit gradually shifts your character into different shades of brown, until you’re completely black showing a lack of soul. Earning persistent red-handed status.

Schwarzvald · Post by **Schwarzvald** » Mon May 25, 2026 6:03 pm

Think about everybody, or as if you was the only somebody.

Schwarzvald · Post by **Schwarzvald** » Mon May 25, 2026 6:44 pm

My wife left me because she found out I was sliding my meat sausage into every orifice of my male best friend. This was some of the sloppiest toppy of my life, and in truth I was heavily medicated and drunk, but learned to love it,

Anyway, she made me humiliate him publicly and it destroyed our friendship. I cowardly capitulated and verbally let loose on him like I used to do in him.

I still have that little gemstone you made me buddy and just know I remember you fondly.

Edit; truthfully though were you ever a real friend? You can swallow my semen, but not my apology? Which was too bitter for you???

CCKpoppin · Post by **CCKpoppin** » Mon May 25, 2026 7:02 pm

KINO

magnet · Post by **magnet** » Mon May 25, 2026 9:09 pm

this is what haven forums does to a YN

Halbertz · Post by **Halbertz** » Mon May 25, 2026 9:29 pm

Schwarzvald wrote:My wife left me because she found out I was sliding my meat sausage into every orifice of my male best friend. This was some of the sloppiest toppy of my life, and in truth I was heavily medicated and drunk, but learned to love it,

Anyway, she made me humiliate him publicly and it destroyed our friendship. I cowardly capitulated and verbally let loose on him like I used to do in him.

I still have that little gemstone you made me buddy and just know I remember you fondly.

Edit; truthfully though were you ever a real friend? You can swallow my semen, but not my apology? Which was too bitter for you???

Lithium, now!

magnet · Post by **magnet** » Tue May 26, 2026 12:25 am

Word. When everynody is sombody, nobody becomes ONE body. Think it through. When was you?

Semi-Annual Reminder:

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Re: Game Development: Blue Bridges

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If you ever feel like you don’t need nobody;

You don’t know what I’ve sacrificed!

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Re: You don’t know what I’ve sacrificed!

Re: If you ever feel like you don’t need nobody;