they are as transparent as the empty space in place where their spines used to beGrumpkin wrote: Haven has a very unusual stance on cheating and for some reason J&L aren't very transparent about it.
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Regulus2424
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
W6 - giga noob hermit
W7 - giga noob hermit, part 2
W12 - hermit
W13 - sprucecap extraordinaire from Magnanimous Magistrates
W14 - PotFriendJr from Doom Fortress
W15 - He Who Was from Gnomes Gone Gangsta
W16 - Marazhai from Wildfox Bread/Hogwarts
W16.1 - Knave from Pimp My Wheelchair
W16.2 - Knave-Errant from Ett gäng dumma smileys
W7 - giga noob hermit, part 2
W12 - hermit
W13 - sprucecap extraordinaire from Magnanimous Magistrates
W14 - PotFriendJr from Doom Fortress
W15 - He Who Was from Gnomes Gone Gangsta
W16 - Marazhai from Wildfox Bread/Hogwarts
W16.1 - Knave from Pimp My Wheelchair
W16.2 - Knave-Errant from Ett gäng dumma smileys
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magnet
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
>"JORB NEVER READS THE FORUMS"
>for once jorb opens and engages the forums a little bit
>"DEVS ARE SPINELESS IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF THEY READ THE FORUMS"
I wouldn't want to talk to you motherfuckers either LMAO
>for once jorb opens and engages the forums a little bit
>"DEVS ARE SPINELESS IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF THEY READ THE FORUMS"
I wouldn't want to talk to you motherfuckers either LMAO
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Regulus2424
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
my bad, next time I will just vomit up some AI slop and make an attempt to copy Jorb's manner of speaking 
W6 - giga noob hermit
W7 - giga noob hermit, part 2
W12 - hermit
W13 - sprucecap extraordinaire from Magnanimous Magistrates
W14 - PotFriendJr from Doom Fortress
W15 - He Who Was from Gnomes Gone Gangsta
W16 - Marazhai from Wildfox Bread/Hogwarts
W16.1 - Knave from Pimp My Wheelchair
W16.2 - Knave-Errant from Ett gäng dumma smileys
W7 - giga noob hermit, part 2
W12 - hermit
W13 - sprucecap extraordinaire from Magnanimous Magistrates
W14 - PotFriendJr from Doom Fortress
W15 - He Who Was from Gnomes Gone Gangsta
W16 - Marazhai from Wildfox Bread/Hogwarts
W16.1 - Knave from Pimp My Wheelchair
W16.2 - Knave-Errant from Ett gäng dumma smileys
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magnet
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
cant call it slop if the prompt begins with jorb's V neck

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Grumpkin
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
Computer, give me a print out of Jorb smiling.
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MarcusXDead
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
May I ask for your reasoning from a dev perspective? In addition to "dying is fun" part?jorb wrote: I fundamentally agree with this. The game needs PvP.
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wolf1000wolf
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
Because the devs prefer the theoretical philosophical vision over the practical real world application.MarcusXDead wrote:May I ask for your reasoning from a dev perspective? In addition to "dying is fun" part?jorb wrote: I fundamentally agree with this. The game needs PvP.
They would rather keep a system that is *right* in theory but fails its players in application.
The off-stated argument that having no PvP would just result in no recourse to griefers is misleading because right now, being killed/chased around IS the griefing. And there is no practical recourse to that anyways.
The old analogy that the devs made of the stupid "air is free" game is disingenuous because they're equating "being really annoyed for a short period of time" with "losing tens or hundreds of hours of game time progress".
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WitchKiller
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
Proud of you Jorb, most people would resent any system that allowed a finnish mental midget to catapult them to the dome, but not you. A king amongst men.jorb wrote:I fundamentally agree with this. The game needs PvP.IsThisRad wrote: JORBTAR, I beg you hear my plea. No more ground can be ceded to these little FREAKS who are asking for "PVE worlds" and "offline Haven". They know not what they ask for. They think they know what they want, but they don't.
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jorb
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
Bruh, you got that backwards. I catapulted one of his alts to the dome, and won the engagement.WitchKiller wrote:Proud of you Jorb, most people would resent any system that allowed a finnish mental midget to catapult them to the dome, but not you. A king amongst men.
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SnuggleSnail
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue
Then said it was rly fun on stream and proceeded to nerf siege so hard the next patch that nobody else can ever have that fun againjorb wrote:Bruh, you got that backwards. I catapulted one of his alts to the dome, and won the engagement.
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I accuse you guys of being incapable of learning from your failures a lot, but now I think about it you're also incapable of learning from your success
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