I'd just like to turn myself in.

[Chakravanti]

That's clever....and good to know.

[NaoWhut]

Glad you think so ^^

[DukeBenjy]

Yeah, very clever Nao, I should do that myself, but, like, also use it against my victims in the future if it just so happens to happen

[Mercan]

Actually, the last time I talked to pwnage he was sitting outside the village gates.
He told me he'd given the key back to you, and that he wasn't sure where you were.
I ended up just killing myself via ants.

[Zamte]

Actually, the last time I talked to pwnage he was sitting outside the village gates.
He told me he'd given the key back to you, and that he wasn't sure where you were.
I ended up just killing myself via ants.

How'd you do that? Ants shouldn't do HHP damage at all anymore.

[Mercan]

Actually, the last time I talked to pwnage he was sitting outside the village gates.
He told me he'd given the key back to you, and that he wasn't sure where you were.
I ended up just killing myself via ants.

How'd you do that? Ants shouldn't do HHP damage at all anymore.

I should have said via ants and removing my shoes.
I also starved myself at the same time.

[abagraba]

So. Sword. Did u chop all the hq trees and steal my steel before you left?

[DukeBenjy]

[quote="Azkanan2"]You lieing son of a...

Ok, what happened is, I put up a thread inviting English men to join our town (Bad move, I know). This guy and a guy called Elliott let me know they'd like to join. They seemed honest enough.

We are honest men.

Then, as the game wore on, I realised that they weren't as noobish as I suspected, so I held a vote with the other village members (my friends from another forum) to have them kicked out. They voted no, so I couldn't do anything.

Well we certainly never knew about that, why would you want us out? I killed you because you were a dick to most people who didn't want to put their crate in the correct posistion

These guys then decided to wall themselves off from the rest of the village so they could "Go in and out of their own gate". I didn't like it and told them they would have to leave, because I felt they weren't pulling their weight. This is where the OP said "That would be very bad for your village."

It wasn't a devious plan to protect ourselves, you know. I've always had palisading, it has become totally natural to lock myself in and be protected. Besides, all the random noobs you were attracting were pissing me off and I wanted security. You ALWAYS had access to my place, as did everyone else.

So, at this point, we could kick them out and be killed, or let them stay and risk it.

I genuinely wanted to protect you guys, but I figured certain people weren't worth protecting.

Later on, we finally finished the palisade, had a pretty big village with a good number of people coming and going. We had farms planted, a granary built, and we were about to take a rest. Then this guy "Sword" shows up. Turns out its Smith - who at this point I was growing to like. Sword, by the way, was a dual sworded antler-headed all-skilled guy.

Yeah, my alt I brought from WAY north-east of 'nople. That took me ages!

Soon after, the first death happens by "Accident". Apparently, he hit the "Sword strike" button by accident and it just so happened to be on a guy Smith didn't like. I told Sword off for it, that he shouldn't be fucking hitting people anyway (He was having fun previously KOing people for a joke). So, he stabs me. I die. He then goes on a rampage and kills those who didn't escape the village.

Rampage? I went on no rampage I killed yourself, because of your tyrannical endeavours. I killed Wolf for his absolute insolence towards anything other than his own desires. And I killed Rush3r because someone from within the village told me to, because apparently Rush3r was a cunt too. I practically handed over the key to not the surviving few people, but the safe people who played nicely and weren't total pricks

This guy isn't a roleplaying murderer, he's a godamned asshole who thought it'd be fun to see a village wiped out.

Yep, I'm an asshole. Sucks, right?

He calls me the tyrannical leader, yet we had a community granary and all were welcome to it. As well as a warehouse planned so we could share our goods and everybody had their own decently-sized plot for the most part.

That is true, but you also destroyed Pwnage's well loved plot! Bad times.

Edit;

Nethertheless, my partner joined the game last night, and now we're settled nicely, deeply in the woods with no one around for a suprisingly far distance. I've travelled for 10 minutes in each direction, and it's all mudflats and forest.

I know EXACTLY where you live, it's actually hilarious. I'll hit you up one day, you know, to say hi.

[DukeBenjy]

So. Sword. Did u chop all the hq trees and steal my steel before you left?

I did not chop your high quality trees, and the steel from the swords/armour I acquired was from Elliott's alt' character who I met north-east of 'nople. I do not know who took your stuff, I liked you guys, I really did. If I had bad intentions I would've stole everything else that wasn't bolted down/destroyed it. I left Xanadu to head north towards 'nople, I then went north-east to find my friend (Formally Shield), Joe. All the effort I made to haul my ass such a distance was for nothing, as Joe was inactive most of the time. I then got bored and decided to join a random village, the first thread I saw was of 'London'. I joined it, and much to my surprise, Elliott (Joe + Shield) was also playing with this village. Quite coincidental. I then decided a metal saw would be better than a bone saw, and other such valuables would be dragged down via Sword and Joe directly to the growing village of 'New London' as I've dubbed it. If I stole from you I would've killed you, and I didn't want to kill you because I liked you, and because I liked you I wouldn't have stolen from you.

I'm not a total asshole, promise

[DukeBenjy]

Nethertheless, my partner joined the game last night, and now we're settled nicely, deeply in the woods with no one around for a suprisingly far distance.
>My partner
>Settled nicely
>Deeply in the woods
>No one around
>Both characters in party are men

WHAT IS THIS.

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