Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

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because they are muppets
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If my character were anatomically correct, he wouldn't be able to walk because his dik would be 2 big
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Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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alioli wrote:
painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."
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painhertz wrote:
alioli wrote:
painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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painhertz wrote:
alioli wrote:
painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."
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Painhertz is married? Fuck, I wanted him to be my step-dad
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

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painhertz wrote:
alioli wrote:
painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
wow.
Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."
Good point by your wife, if you don't carry a Image while fighting ants you have no idea what you're doing.
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They were correct once. But they were cursed by the devs and must now find and reattach their own parts.
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