Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

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Kaios
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

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You guys shouldn't joke about being a virgin, it is a very serious matter. Millions of 21 year olds around the world suffer from being a virgin every day and struggle just to make it through their daily routines without committing homicide.

These brave young men have to face each day never knowing if they will ever get their dick wet, always wondering why Suzy Johnson across the street hangs out with that douchebag Rick, stuck in a never-ending nightmare as they watch their bankroll slowly decline every time they spend that cash on a girl hoping to get laid.

It's a horrible fate and I for one can't stand to see people making jokes about this terrible hardship that some people must endure!
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Kaios confirmed 21 year old virgin
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:
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FUCKIN' RICK I HATE THAT GUY HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

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Kaios wrote:FUCKIN' RICK I HATE THAT GUY HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE
It's okay, we're here for you
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:
Check out my pro-tips thread
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

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jordancoles wrote:
sabinati wrote:i'll actually be a 22 year old virgin on tuesday :)
We should have a party and get you a hooker
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

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sabinati wrote:
jordancoles wrote:
sabinati wrote:i'll actually be a 22 year old virgin on tuesday :)
We should have a party and get you a hooker
body: temple
Ohya

kk I'll take Vouss home then :(










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Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:
Check out my pro-tips thread
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bam
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Kaios wrote:You guys shouldn't joke about being a virgin, it is a very serious matter. Millions of 21 year olds around the world suffer from being a virgin every day and struggle just to make it through their daily routines without committing homicide.

These brave young men have to face each day never knowing if they will ever get their dick wet, always wondering why Suzy Johnson across the street hangs out with that douchebag Rick, stuck in a never-ending nightmare as they watch their bankroll slowly decline every time they spend that cash on a girl hoping to get laid.

It's a horrible fate and I for one can't stand to see people making jokes about this terrible hardship that some people must endure!
Wait wait WAIT wait wait... you have to pay for your sex? :roll:
The unfed mind devours itself. - Gore Vidal
virgo235
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

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The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey...
And..
Where is demijohn for honey?
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey

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Who needs more than a bucket of honey at once? If you're not using it, don't store it as it makes faster than it's used.
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