A Hearthling Limerick

[kaka]

Starting this game can be a tough ride
Lots of people have tried and cried
So if you are new
you should read this through
I hope it helps, this limerick guide

Make some baskets (out of wicker)
or maybe a fire (that might be quicker)
to gain some lp
this world's xp
and soon you'll be a master mouse-clicker

The pottery skill is a good place to start
The crafting of teapots is truly an art
Though not in this game
It's a down right shame
Just make them in masses and don't loose heart

To make them, though, you'll need to get clay
Find a river and dig for a day
It might be rough
but make enough
and a dozen new skills won't be far away

The foraging skill will let you find plants
With stinging nettles, you can make your own pants
They nerf some stuff
but they give you a buff
that helps a lot in the fight against ants

Some taproots here, some chantrelles there
Meals for the ones who can't hunt for bear
If you're in the mood
for some other food
raid an anthill! But true noobs, beware!

Before you eat meat, start a fire!
The consequences of raw meals are dire
Roast it well
send bacteria to hell
lest you should black FEPs acquire

[NaoWhut]

I found it hilarious,
though my position is quite precarious.
may i ask a way to stand by your side,
a way that doesn't make you have to hide,
for some would say my actions seem rather nefarious.

[Josan]

I hope you have read my limerick,
to join my cause explicit,
wow that was wierd,
explicit does not seem leer.

Anywho join my cause,
cause together we'll be free of the claws,
of the evil Waynevillians,
with the help of all me hearthllilians?

[burgingham]

I hope you have read my limerick,
to join my cause explicit,
wow that was wierd,
explicit does not seem leer.

Anywho join my cause,
cause together we'll be free of the claws,
of the evil Waynevillians,
with the help of all me hearthllilians?

ouch

[temudgin]

My eyes! my eyes! oh savage world!
your attempts to rhyme have got my stomach curled
worse than blight
oh what a sight.
after reading your lines i went outside and hurled.

[Josan]

I ran out of ideas ok?

[Lman8786]

Join the Army

There was a bad hearthling but then he turned good,
due to warfare and justice and blocks of small wood,
he wanted to make an army to fight,
the evil Waynevillians with glee and delight.

This hearthling now requests a group,
to fight this enemy by flinging poop,
if you wish to join then send him a message,
if not consider yourself a lessage.

Becuase together the Waynevillians shall fall,
by the blood stained blade of Gaul,
with the help of Xanadu and the rest of you,
we can make the lands of Hearth once more like new.

To be free of the tyranny of the Waynevillians,
would to be like having dollars worth a million,
so I ask you all to join this hearthlings cause,
to make this world at peace and at law.

What? You ask for his name?,
his name is known mostly in vain,
but since I have nothing to rhyme,
I'll just say it out loud with a great chime...
JOSAN

Yes lol touching.....

[Ferinex]

A limerick has a pattern;
allow me to 'hang a lantern':
AABBA is the way
to write these all day
now I have lit your cavern!

[Asmodeus]

Poetic licence abound,
Abuse of limericks astound!
to rhyme with vain,
it must be Josane,
for your poor english you should be crowned.

[Jackard]

A limerick has a pattern;
allow me to 'hang a lantern':
AABBA is the way
to write these all day
now I have lit your cavern!