A Hearthling Limerick

[Jotun]

There once were
two gayniggers
they stole some bikes
and got chased by emo wiggers
After they traveled
To KFC
They got as much chicken
As they could eat
And a police officer chased them
I shit you not
Until his hearth
Started to strongly beat
He fell down on the ground
In mud wallowed his feet
In Amberlamps
He slowly retreat
Gloriously
Owned by nigger fleet

[Zirikana]

Startled from heaven's repose and calm,
the Bard of Avon doth facepalm. . .

(I shitteth thee not.)

[cgbnab]

There once was a lad named cgb,
In a village named [NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD] City.
He saw this limerick-sharing thread,
And just like that, thoughts went through his head,
And the resulting five lines were really quite shitty.

[DoomDragon]

I need to make one of these...one day.

[Zirikana]

A newly spawned hearthling
a-tremble and bawling
surveying the forest
with baby-blue-eyes.

Un-nerved and a-panic,
arboriophobic,
the things that are nearest
are bears (and demise).
**********
In crude rustic fashion
she acts by reaction.
From what lies at hand,
she makes an axe well.

Constructing and crafting,
ameliorating
a bad situation
that's all gone to hell.
**********
A lunge, and a chop, too.
An ursine beast drops to
a bed of fir needles,
and soon breathes it's last.

With bloodthirsty wishes,
"YOU-FAT-SONS-OF-BITCHES!!!"
cries out our young hero. . .
They grow up so fast!

[rye130]

There once was a guy with a bow
He decided to shoot me while plowing with my hoe
I tracked him down,
Tried to win back my crown,
And now once again I'm Joe-Schmoe.

[ewlol]

I hammer the molten spheres into dark bars,
Hoping for a reason to light my cigar...
But much to my dismay
There's no reason for a soirée,
Just only more crap iron into the waste jar.

[Zirikana]

A hunter has sighed out his plaint,
recreational hours they a'int.
In his wagon he's destined,
stockpiling intestines;
Now his cupboards all smell like a t...errible thing indeed.

[popfor]

No one posts here any more? Lol.

[Amanda44]

Some guy who can't find a good spot
complains on the forums a lot
"I want a new world"
He cries like a girl
"cos i can't find any good q to bot"