Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[DaniAngione]

Best meta ever.
Here, sir, have my regards.

[Teleskop]

granted.but you drink it and get drunk and choke on your vomits

i wish daniangione wasnt so butthurt about amanda and would be able to find a girl irl and maybe lost his extra 100 pounds

*sound of hyped up audience when someone scores a nice punch in a freestyle battle*

[Radiant_Maelstrom]

Done, you are now a joke that is no longer funny.

I wish for the ability to time travel.

[Redlaw]

Done, you are now a joke that is no longer funny.

I wish for the ability to time travel.

Granted but you can only travel to the big bang (or a close event) or to the end of time when things slow down and become cold (Or close). So yes you cannot see anything but the begging or the end.... feel free to pick which is better.....


I wish bacon could heal the sick...

[Jalpha]

Granted but all the bacon was consumed and now the world is without bacon.

I wish DotA 2 wasn't overpopulated with undersexed adolescents.

[Arcanist]

Granted but all the bacon was consumed and now the world is without bacon.

I wish DotA 2 wasn't overpopulated with undersexed adolescents.

Granted, and DotA now goes out of business with 0 player count.

I wish that we could still build double gates.

[Ysh]

Granted but all the bacon was consumed and now the world is without bacon.

I wish DotA 2 wasn't overpopulated with undersexed adolescents.

Granted, and DotA now goes out of business with 0 player count.

I wish that we could still build double gates.

You can built it, but you cannot open it.

I wish I could get some salts in my village.

[Finigini]

I wish I could get some salts in my village.

Everyone including you in the village becomes salty (upset/complaining about everything). Or so much salt floods the village that everyone becomes dehydrated and dies.

I wish nobody would have their wish twisted ever again.

[strpk0]

I wish I could get some salts in my village.

Everyone including you in the village becomes salty (upset/complaining about everything). Or so much salt floods the village that everyone becomes dehydrated and dies.

I wish nobody would have their wish twisted ever again.

Granted, effective from the 1st of april of 2050.

I wish for a fedora I can wear in-game.

[Patchouli_Knowledge]

Granted, the fedora covers from head to toe so they can't see who is under not can you see outside of it.

I wish for the original copy of Plato's Five Dialogues.