Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[Radiant_Maelstrom]

I saw a few of these and decide to see how would the community of Haven would go about it. In this game, you have to twist the wish of the poster above you that it affects them negatively. For example, if someone wishes for godlike powers, I would twist the wish so that can only use said power when it is 1000 AD so they can't use it at all (Time Travel doesn't work because that is before the wish was granted). Then I will make a wish in which the next poster will corrupt it.

Since there isn't a poster above me, I will start with the wish.

I wish for a cheese sandwich.

[MightySheep]

A cheese sandwich? What kind of a lowly wish is that...

Are you too poor to afford cheese and bread or something?

[Radiant_Maelstrom]

(actually you're suppose to twist the wish so that the wish would be bad or not beneficial for me like expired cheese or the sandwich is the size of a molecule, not demean it, also you forgot to make your wish )

[Bowshot125]

I saw a few of these and decide to see how would the community of Haven would go about it. In this game, you have to twist the wish of the poster above you that it affects them negatively. For example, if someone wishes for godlike powers, I would twist the wish so that can only use said power when it is 1000 AD so they can't use it at all (Time Travel doesn't work because that is before the wish was granted). Then I will make a wish in which the next poster will corrupt it.

Since there isn't a poster above me, I will start with the wish.

I wish for a cheese sandwich.

The cheese was so moldy intelligent life has grown in the sandwich.

I wish for three more wishes.

[leanne69]

Granted, but you can only wish for more wish.

I wish for poverty to be all over the world!

[Patchouli_Knowledge]

Granted, but only 0.00001% of the people in cities all over the world are in poverty.

I wish for nothing.

[DaniAngione]

Granted, but only 0.00001% of the people in cities all over the world are in poverty.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. You're now being teleported to way beyond the supposed limits of the universe. Absolute vacuum.

I wish to learn how to fly

[NaoWhut]

Granted, but only 0.00001% of the people in cities all over the world are in poverty.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. You're now being teleported to way beyond the supposed limits of the universe. Absolute vacuum.

I wish to learn how to fly

Granted. But you have no control over the
direction, acceleration, or deceleration of
your flight.

I wish to disappear from reality without a
trace.

[Fierce_Deity]

Granted. You disappear completely from reality. For 5 seconds. Welcome back sir.

I wish that the Teletubbies never existed.

[DaniAngione]

Granted. They never existed... in our reality. They exist on their own universe though, to which you'll be sent to watch over them and make sure they never try to exist here.

I wish for this wish to also be granted to whoever changes it.