Loftar my dog drowned my char ressurect plox

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Avu
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Loftar my dog drowned my char ressurect plox

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Please resurrect my char because my dog spilled water on my keyboard and char went mad and went straight for the river. I want all my lp back too since it was obviously not my fault I died. I can bring the dog in for an interview and it will admit to everything.

P.S. That same dog ate my homework once too
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LOFTAR RESURRECT ME PLZ

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1. ROOMATE GETS ON CHAR
2. ROOMMATE BUYS SWIMMING
3. ROOMATE KILLS MY CHAR
4. I BITCH
5. LOFTAR RESURRECTS MY CHAR
6. ???
7. PROFIT

Discuss.
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+1

Someone sticky this, lol.
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Re: Loftar my dog drowned my char ressurect plox

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Is this a parody thread or something because I do not see the thread that was parodied...

I mean, that other thread in the Congress section seems like a parody or a spam thread as well.
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Re: Loftar my dog drowned my char ressurect plox

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Don't make fun what parody this is serious.
"Since all men count themselves righteous, and since
no righteous man raises his hand against the innocent,
a man need only strike another to make him evil."
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Re: Loftar my dog drowned my char ressurect plox

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I accidentally my cat when cum chase dog to jump keyboard and swim to die. can i res?!

P.S. I no cat, i dog
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Re: LOFTAR RESURRECT ME PLZ

Post by saltmummy626 »

1. take fist
2. punch self in dick
3. post pics of you punching self in dick
4. ???????
5. profit

srsly, this doesn't belong in congress...
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O rly srs bsns?

Den i can haz cape plzzz?!1? i ply gamez 4 lng tiem n tink u r c00l.

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Something similar happened to me as well today :(

Me and my friend were sparring and i had to go eat. When i came back he had pmed me that his cat spilled cola on his keyboard making his char go crazy and kill me. This obviously wasnt my faulth and i want my lp back with the druid cloak and a blue cape as a extra because this is just silly that i died for something like this. He told me he can spill the words out of the cat if its needed to.
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merged :roll:

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