Bears

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Fetdaniel
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Bears

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Worthless son of a cunt bitching anal flossing talentless juicy flaccid fucking cocksucking fleacircus of a bear. The worthlessness is unmeasurable. It murdered me when i saved a friend from certain death. Anyway I started to play this game again since world 4 was here. The murderous animals are worthless, nothing short of it. Such easy way to experience permadeath is ok in nethack or whatever rogue, but not in a game were it takes four months to learn to tie your fucking shoelaces. It takes so much time to even get a silly www and you will never get any wheat anyway, last world i fucking stole it after three months. Ok now I feel so much better, i'm laughing at the utter idiocy of the noneffort to balance this game. Its like adding a MMO game mechanic "slowness" to such a level it feels retarded. Why should I even have to fucking melee a bear!? Or use 20+ archery from a boat. YEs the epitome of nonrealism. PEOPLE USED TRAPS!! FÖrbannade pundarstygga rövskäggsfasoner. Sug på slöbjörnen, det är inte bara ansiktet som brinner på den våldtäckts peddobear fittan. HAven and hearth är styggt. 50+ exploration för att hitta nå jävla rostkangelbär att söka gruva med..
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Kaios
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Re: Bears

Post by Kaios »

lol juicy AND flaccid!!
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Zirikana
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Re: Bears

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Kaios wrote:lol juicy AND flaccid!!
I think we just found the new official motto of H&H...
"Bein' a minotaur is a lot like bein' a regular human except moo" - J. Rowland
cgbnab
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Re: Bears

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Fetdaniel wrote:Worthless son of a cunt bitching anal flossing talentless juicy flaccid fucking cocksucking fleacircus of a bear. The worthlessness is unmeasurable. It murdered me when i saved a friend from certain death. Anyway I started to play this game again since world 4 was here. The murderous animals are worthless, nothing short of it. Such easy way to experience permadeath is ok in nethack or whatever rogue, but not in a game were it takes four months to learn to tie your fucking shoelaces. It takes so much time to even get a silly www and you will never get any wheat anyway, last world i fucking stole it after three months. Ok now I feel so much better, i'm laughing at the utter idiocy of the noneffort to balance this game. Its like adding a MMO game mechanic "slowness" to such a level it feels retarded. Why should I even have to fucking melee a bear!? Or use 20+ archery from a boat. YEs the epitome of nonrealism. PEOPLE USED TRAPS!! FÖrbannade pundarstygga rövskäggsfasoner. Sug på slöbjörnen, det är inte bara ansiktet som brinner på den våldtäckts peddobear fittan. HAven and hearth är styggt. 50+ exploration för att hitta nå jävla rostkangelbär att söka gruva med..
1. This game is still in the testing stage. So many people forget that.
2. If you were in the real world and got attacked by a bear, you would be dead. No restarts, no inheritance, no nothing.
3. It does NOT take four months to learn to tie some fucking shoelaces. It takes four decades. Why do you think we all wear slippers and clogs?
4. I've hardly gotten any WWWs so far and already have two wheat seeds. Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
5. Lol u mad
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