It was a warm evening in the dense coniferous forests of the hearthlands, when a young fellow, Magius , was wandering about in his new found cave. His Small log cabin was set up and his hearthfire was roaring. There were some stumps that needed to be removed this evening so the wood could be put to good use fashioning some items for his table. Our good man, Magius, stood and listened to the lovely sounds coming from his cave home as he opened his tool cupboard to grab his shovel and water flask. If he started now, perhaps he could be done before nightfall. If not, a few spare torches were laying about that could be lit when the time drew near.
Magius grabbed his shovel in both hands and proceeded to the cave exit whistling to himself and thinking of the fine forks he would whittle this evening. soon he saw the slightly dimming light of the evening and was outside.
And what do his eyes behold but a terrible sight! A large boar with tusks the size of a mans arms coming straight for him. He tried to stop, but his feet just kept moving. The boar was walking straight at him! GET AWAY! MOVE FEET, MOVE IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! "WHAT IS HAPPENING!," he tried to scream. The words did not come out. he just kept walking
Thirty meters from the entrance to his home, the boar met him head on. Oddly, they stood, walking into each other, doing what looked to be some sort of wicked forest dance. Try as he might, he just could not get away. he tried to scream for anyone in the vicinity to help, even though he knew he was all alone. The screams would not come out.
It happened so fast. The dance lasted roughly twenty seconds and at the very end images of combat flashed in front of his face. Charging and goring. It was over before it even started. Magius was dead on the ground, holding his beautifully crafted brand new shovel. Not being able to ever use it.
Goodnight Sweet Magius.
Good Night.
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Lahrmid
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
What a son of a bitch 
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saltmummy626
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
Lost your char eh? Well I think its good you decided to put some work into a little story for it instead of BAWWWing your fate. very nice. srsly
Want to touch my fibula?

Gulgatha, place of the skull.

Gulgatha, place of the skull.
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Pretender
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
another victim of lag.
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Goom
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
Pray tell where did Magius meet this untimely demise? For we would like to pilgrimage there to pay our respects... and steal his nice new shovel which he won't be needing anymore.
We may even dig a grave to try it out.
We may even dig a grave to try it out.
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Kaios
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
Magius you are kind of cute so I am sad that you died 
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valeriaxx
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
lagzilla strike again D:
brodich: [...]yeah thats alright. throw anything that will burn in there. you know, sticks, logs, coal, boars, cheese, mivi... your good.
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parapheen
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
The story is awesome,actually
Не аз повинен твоеи смерти, или государь твои или ты сам, на мене ничто же рци зла: аще государь твои, ведая тебе малоумна и не научена, послал тя есть ко мне, к великоумну государю, то государь твои убил тя есть; аще ли сам дерзнул еси, не научився, то сам убил еси себя.
Main idea of the quote - this is your fault that i killed you, not mine.
Main idea of the quote - this is your fault that i killed you, not mine.
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Monkeytofu
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
nvr4get 1/31/2011
a true odditown hero.
a true odditown hero.
[13:09:52] <shadowchris> u seduce to name calling?
Flame wrote: Do you want show me another proof of you're QI with another nonsense post or you'll choose to stay silent if you don't have nothing of value to say?
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toshirohayate
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Re: The Tragic Life of Magius.
How do you people die so much? I never died in W3, nor W4. 