Akai Gake wants you... If you want us...

[Jeebus]

***NOTICE*** Recruitment has reopened!! Contact myself or REWB if you want to join!!

This is Jeebus, aka Paprika Cilantro (LS of Akai Gake, Leader of the Pueblo Nation), aka Yuki Sakuyajishi III (my hunting alt), aka Haruka Kagemura (my mining alt), aka Nan Foodle (Griegor's Head Minion, Second Leader of the HRE, "Ghost Empress of Deephold", That Guy, World 3). I have come seeking new recruits to fill the ranks of Akai Gake, or "Red Cliffs" (Named for the "Battle of Red Cliffs" from the Three Kingdoms Era) in Japanese. Why in Japanese? For the lolz, of course!!

Now you must be asking, "Jeebus, would you shut up?!" I know, you must be biting at the bit to hear what we offer. Well we have:

- Plenty of space
- Iron
- Copper
- Tin
- Bronze
- Reasonable walking distance to bodies of water for fishing
- Sand
- Wine
- Walls!!
- Plenty of livestock, and growing
- An ever growing menagerie of trees, q's slowly reaching for the heavens
- Grassland!!
- Chickens over q50
- Commonly spawning mouflon and auroches nearby, sometimes within our walls
- Sausage!!
- Did we mention, ovens?! Three of them!!

If I forgot anything, I'll amend the list. Now, a list of what the village needs (but if these fields aren't up your alley, we might can still use you):

- Hunters/Tanners
- Chefs
- Miners
- Fishermen
- Farmers

...and a list what you must have to work with us (non-negotiable, unlike above):

- Ventrilo (Mic is a plus, if not, no prob)
- Age 17+
- Live within +/- 5 hours of Eastern timezone (Within the range of 0 to -10 UTC)
- (A respectable) Sense of humor
- Some working knowledge of the game already (It's alright to be a little noob-ish, but we can't coddle you. That's the wiki's job)
- A firm grasp of the Queen's English, or American English, or whatever English you believe in, but English nonetheless

If this is up your alley, Akai Gake may be the place for you. If not... oh well. It's a big world. There's a place for you somewhere. PM me if you are interested...

***EDIT***
evil3123 of Jomsburg indirectly reminded me something I should of added to my recruitment thread; an application form!! That's right, now for your reading pleasure, here is the application form for Akai Gake!!

Application Form

Why you chose to apply to our village:
What is your timezone and play hours:
What job(s) will you wish to perform in our village:
What past experience have you had (Other villages, etc.):
How experienced you are at playing the game:
Do you have Vent?:

Sorry Jomsburg for the copy and paste job, but you basically wrote the perfect application form.

[Nikov]

PM, AWAY!

[lakin]

Sweet, i await your pm!!

[Jeebus]

Alright, there's still roughly three spaces available for this round of recruitments, so send in those applications. Please note, bias will be given to those that do have previous taming experience, as a player qualified and experienced in animal taming would be more valuable than a B12 to us at this point.

[Jeebus]

***BUMP*** Recruitment Drive JULY is underway!! 3 slots are now available. Skill level and character level not an issue, as long as you're competent!! ***BUMP***

[Sarchi]

I have one question. What is your stance on supremacy of the Aryan race? Are Irish people Aryans or just Americans?

[Jeebus]

I have one question. What is your stance on supremacy of the Aryan race? Are Irish people Aryans or just Americans?

Our official policy is while hating ultimately a fruitless, idiotic, and futile endeavor, if you must hate, hate everyone equally, that the Aryan race is not really any better than anyone else, and Irish people are Irish.

Now, if you have actual questions regarding joining us, please phrase them now, otherwise be on your way now.

[Archer]

PM'ed

[Griegor]

As if anyone needs more of a reason to look into this village.... its because there is a rumor I may be involved in it. Although these shameless toadies that spread this rumor will soon be flogged, there by itself is not a reason to desist in refusing or agreeing to join. If your confused at what I just said, then obviously your an uncultured swine and you know nothing of the glorious history of World 3.

[REWB]

Oh you know how we all in the forums like to poke fun at each other from time to time Griegor. lol!