Just figured I'd share.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE
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jordancoles
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Free Ponies for Everyone.
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Squatthrust
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Re: Free Ponies for Everyone.
Vermin Supreme 2012!
He's the only candidate who fully supports time travel research with the goal of killing infant Hitler. His zombie protection plan is also fantastic. Don't be discouraged by the mandatory tooth brushing laws, the dental re-education facilities, or the gene-splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairy enforcers. His plan is really about strong teeth, for a strong America.
He's the only candidate who fully supports time travel research with the goal of killing infant Hitler. His zombie protection plan is also fantastic. Don't be discouraged by the mandatory tooth brushing laws, the dental re-education facilities, or the gene-splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairy enforcers. His plan is really about strong teeth, for a strong America.
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jordancoles
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Re: Free Ponies for Everyone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kA8eow1 ... re=related round 2, street view!
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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redbanner
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Re: Free Ponies for Everyone.
This guys a badass
Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life. -- Some old guy
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jordancoles
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Re: Free Ponies for Everyone.
"HE'S TURNING GAY" is my new go-to statement
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Essentialism
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Re: Free Ponies for Everyone.
inb4 new meme
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quasist
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Re: Free Ponies for Everyone.
In russia the political art-perfomance is different...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-rx6JqQIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-rx6JqQIE
burgingham wrote:I am not butthurt
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natbron
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Re: Free Ponies for Everyone.
It seems he is the only politician who shares my views. Vermin Supreme 2012 , This is his year!
Claims keep honest people honest.