Someone stole my cock.
SOMEONE IN THE CONIFEROUS FOREST OF MY LATEST CHARACTER'S HOME STOLE HER COCK.
A flock of chickens had taken up home around her hearthfire and I hunted them down one by one. A runestone had clearly marked the single basket that was to be taken from. All of the others were my characters and hers alone.
I am genuinely upset, Haven.
When will you replace my cock?
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sabinati
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Re: I am sincerely hurt...
All your cocks are belong to us
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Arcanist
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Re: I am sincerely hurt...
I think whoever took it has probally used it passed it around their friends and thrown it away.
your cock is no more
your cock is no more
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jordancoles
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Re: I am sincerely hurt...
Ainran claims your cocks
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Arcanist
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Re: I am sincerely hurt...
Ainran: Confirmed cock holdersjordancoles wrote:Ainran claims your cocks
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jordancoles
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Re: I am sincerely hurt...
If you support Ainran you support cock holdingArcanist wrote:Ainran: Confirmed cock holdersjordancoles wrote:Ainran claims your cocks
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Kaios
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Re: I am sincerely hurt...
Do you wanna use mine?
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Guines
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Re: I am sincerely hurt...
Ainran is still winning.
[8:21:56 PM] Ravian: We didn't run
[8:22:04 PM] Ravian: We left in the other direction
It's called tactical retreat and it's used in modern warfare.
[8:22:04 PM] Ravian: We left in the other direction
It's called tactical retreat and it's used in modern warfare.