A quick paragraph as to the dangers of chickens.

[sonerohi]

Currently, a flock of chickens poses the biggest threat ever to any civilized area. Why? I will explain to you a phenomenon known as 'chicken vision'.

When a male fox senses it is mating season, he will become extremely aggressive. During this time he will attack everything except bears. It takes a lot of energy to keep up this warpath, so foxes have developed special senses to help find prey. During this time a fox will have a keener sense of smell and sight, allowing it to sense and home in on flocks of chickens from up to three rings away. Chickens are a rather inconspicuous creature, and so one does not usually become frightened when a flock shows up at their door. There is only one small problem ladies and gentlemen. In our land... It is ALWAYS mating season. So when one day your relationship with the chickens turns sour due to them calling in a swarm of foxes to your house, think of this paragraph. Remember the words of wisdom. Ladies and gentlemen, do the world a favour. Slaughter every chicken you see on the spot.

[WorkerDrone]

DO IT FOR ARMOK.

HE COMMANDS US TO SPILL THE BLOOD OF THE POULTRY THAT HAUNT OUR LAND.

GO FORTH AND DO HIS BIDDING.

[Haven]

... If only we had gates. Just think... We too could unleash the foxes of war upon our enemies, using chicken bait to draw them in after each bloody massacre.

[Rift]

Frankly chickens and other pests like rats are FAR far more annoying to cart trade.. they seem to be everywhere.. and you cant run them over.

[Laremere]

I like to throw them into the mine.

[Coriander]

I like to throw them into the mine.

No wonder. Have you been down their recently? The last thing I need while mining is to have those %$#@ foxes on my back

[Peter]

Just the day before yesterday our RL chickens hached some eggs...
I can't wait for interactions with birds.

Only thing is, is that anybody who knows chickens knows that wild ones aren't white, they're brown, red, and black.

[sami1337]

They are not wild. They escaped from a cloning farm.

[Trafalgar]

If there's one thing having chickens IRL does for you, it makes you go "This chicken AI is TERRIBLE" in every game you play which has chickens. Also, these chickens should be extinct by now, methinks.

[Peter]

If there's one thing having chickens IRL does for you, it makes you go "This chicken AI is TERRIBLE" in every game you play which has chickens. Also, these chickens should be extinct by now, methinks.

Exactly; that AI's not nearly stupid enough.