Recruiting Girl

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ChildhoodObesity
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Recruiting Girl

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MUST PROVIDE PROOF OF GENDER, MUST HAVE SKYPE, MUST LIKE TO BAKE AS WELL, MUST NOT BE A WEIRDO, I HAVE TO BE ATTRACTED TO U FOR THIS TO WORK. ty pls pm me or add skype trollexhnh or discord Trollex#6251
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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ChildhoodObesity wrote:MUST PROVIDE PROOF OF GENDER, MUST HAVE SKYPE, MUST LIKE TO BAKE AS WELL, MUST NOT BE MUGGLE. ty pls pm me or add skype trollexhnh
I'm looking for a new village, preferably hog lovers. We can roleplay the gender requirements away, can provide goodies on the side. Not a muggle, pm for love.
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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i can be your girl if we believe hard enough
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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spawningmink wrote:i can be your girl if we believe hard enough
Even if they did believe hard enough you are a muggle.
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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LOOKING FOR REAL GIRLS
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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recruit me i am not a girl tho but i am polish which is way better XD
add me on skype zoumagura or add me hearth secret zouex XD
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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LOOKING FOR REAL GIRLS
Here? In this game? Bwhahaha! Good luck.
You should try a back alley.
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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We need a strong independent wizardess who will farm hard. All our serfs keep running away. :\

Amenities offered: free swanky horse, unlimited access to troll's food and curios, swanky living quarters within the wizard's tower, swanky walls, and swanky banners.
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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dzielny_wojownik wrote:recruit me i am not a girl tho but i am polish which is way better XD
add me on skype zoumagura or add me hearth secret zouex XD
hello zou :D my friend :D
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Re: RECRUITING FARMER GRIL

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Onep wrote:We need a strong independent wizardess who will farm hard. All our serfs keep running away. :\

Amenities offered: free swanky horse, unlimited access to troll's food and curios, swanky living quarters within the wizard's tower, swanky walls, and swanky banners.
What if we used to be a boy, but now we're legally and socially, a girl? :P
Do we still get swanky horses? LOL
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